HM and HF are likely nearing divorce

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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce

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Hello,

Elohim overheard saying, "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Poor guy. Can you imagine how much spousal support He has to cough up every lunar cycle? Being married to so many Eternal companions has no doubt led to many divorces... He should just offer Earth and a sensible stipend to HM. Everyone knows male deities always get screwed over by the judicial system.

V/R
Dr. Cam
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.

Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
_Some Schmo
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Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote: Poor guy. Can you imagine how much spousal support He has to cough up every lunar cycle?

I don't know, man. Judging from the crucifixion, god was never big on child support.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
_Inconceivable
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Re: HM and HF are likely nearing divorce

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I don't really care. I'm emancipated.
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