Spurven Ten Sing wrote:So you insulted the moral virtue and outward appearance of another person's loved one and he struck you? This surprises you?
The young woman in question had long since dispensed with whatever qualities of "moral virtue" she originally possessed.
I thought myself the wiser to have viewed the evidence left of such a great demise. I followed every step. But the only thing I ever learned before the journey's end was there was nothing there to learn, only something to forget.
beastie wrote:In addition to what Harmony already noted, there are other humorous elements.
First, Schryver adamantly insists:
I mean, it is true I have been punched a couple times in my life, but never with impunity, and never at the cost of a tooth.
Then Schryver, after being confronted with Nomad's post, he admits that he did, in fact, lose a tooth after being punched in the face.
Your obtuseness is showing again. I did not lose the tooth--except for about five minutes, that is. I held it near me in a plastic bag for two hours, after which it was restored to my mouth, where it then remained for 15 years until replaced by a bridge.
Nomad also claimed that Schryver "sent him a picture" the day after it happened.
Yes, the day after the story was first mentioned on this message board. I've only known Nomad for the past ten years or so.
I thought myself the wiser to have viewed the evidence left of such a great demise. I followed every step. But the only thing I ever learned before the journey's end was there was nothing there to learn, only something to forget.
Spurven Ten Sing wrote:I think it's pretty solid at this point who Nomad is.
It is?
Then please name him. He and his family are in Florida this weekend, but I'm sure he'll be interested in your exposè of his in real life identity upon his return.
I thought myself the wiser to have viewed the evidence left of such a great demise. I followed every step. But the only thing I ever learned before the journey's end was there was nothing there to learn, only something to forget.
Will Schryver wrote: I then turned away from him to continue the conversation in which I had been engaged before his rude interruption, only to be blind-sided by a roundhouse right (complete with a large class ring protruding from its fist) which struck me in the mouth, completely knocking out my left front tooth, root and all.
You don't have to be Atticus Finch to figure out why this sounds suspicious . . .
All the Best!
--Consiglieri
Because, of course, my assaulter was glued to the floor where he stood when I first spoke to him.
At any rate, I have no doubt that the mob here will continue to do as it always does: distort, misrepresent, and deliberately deceive in its incessant crusade of calumny against my person.
Carry on then ... I have a tractor warming up and a field to disc under on this beautiful spring day in southern Utah. Tilling the good earth is a far more attractive endeavor for me than continuing to banter with a mob of fools.
I thought myself the wiser to have viewed the evidence left of such a great demise. I followed every step. But the only thing I ever learned before the journey's end was there was nothing there to learn, only something to forget.
It seems that for even some simple straight forward questions you are not capable of simply telling the truth. You seem to be inclined to carefully craft responses that deceive. Do you not see your first response as deceptive, hiding the truth and even a lie?
However, upon a little more evidence coming out, we get a different story. 1. yes someone punched me in the mouth and knocked my tooth out (root and all) 2. Some unprovoked drunk picked the toughest looking guy at the party (me) walked up and started a fight. 3. many moons ago.
But William, your story is so full of holes. The skill you demonstrate for carefully crafted sentences seems to fall apart at the story level.
It would be interesting for some more information to come to light, to cause you to have to unpeel yet another layer of your deceit, revealing just a bit more truth.
Let me point out a few examples of these holes: 1. left front, facing away - the guy would have had to be left handed. 2. roundhouse facing away knocking out a tooth? Physically impossible. 3. police show up in the seconds following the first punch and interrupt your retaliation.
I'm just confused as why you could not answer truthfully? Got in a fight, 17 years old, tooth was knocked out, but successful replacement remained useful for many years. Can you not see that would totally defuse the rumor? But no, we are given an obviously exaggerated story instead, only after totally deceiving everyone about it only hours before. And you expect anyone to believe this story is now the whole truth? what a bizarre liar
I mean, it is true I have been punched a couple times in my life, but never with impunity, and never at the cost of a tooth.
Schryver
Your obtuseness is showing again. I did not lose the tooth--except for about five minutes, that is. I held it near me in a plastic bag for two hours, after which it was restored to my mouth, where it then remained for 15 years until replaced by a bridge.
This is exactly why I find these Schryver episodes so funny. His defense of his own past "truthiness" is so reminiscent of certain elements of LDS apologia. Why, Will didn't "lose" the tooth, and it's only my obtuseness that led me to use those words! And those words give him the weasel room he needs. He didn't "lose" the tooth because it was in a plastic bag. How silly of me!!!!
This statement of Joseph Smith's keeps coming to mind:
What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago; and I can prove them all perjerurs
Read Kerry Shirt's twisted explanation of this and tell me that doesn't remind you of what Schyver does in his own defense.
Will Schryver wrote: 1) I did not deny anything except that I did not lose a tooth in a fight.
2) I didn't.
He shoved his "never-met-a-bad-boy-she-didn't-like" girlfriend into me and then said something about "keep your hands off my girlfriend." To which I replied, after eyeing his girlfriend, "Believe me, I wouldn't want to lay my hands on that." *Note the perpetual insulting behavior toward women, in this case, an innocent girl who was shoved into him.
3) I then turned away from him... only to be blind-sided by a roundhouse right (complete with a large class ring protruding from its fist) which struck me in the mouth, completely knocking out my left front tooth, root and all. *Note, if your back is turned to your attacker, he hits you with his right fist, he's not knocking out your LEFT tooth. That's impossible.
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
So, you see, all these lies are consciously designed for the Greater Good.
Hello,
Ah, yes. The Win by Getting Your Ass Handed to You strategy. He's mastered it!
V/R Dr. Cam
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Spurven Ten Sing wrote:I think it's pretty solid at this point who Nomad is.
It is?
Then please name him. He and his family are in Florida this weekend, but I'm sure he'll be interested in your exposè of his in real life identity upon his return.
I suspect the rumors are right, and Nomad is actually several different posters who share the handle. I think there is no doubt at times that it's you behind the Nomad mask. Other times, it may be someone else.
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.