Why All Mormons Are Liars

[_Kishkumen]

Would you say this is true all of the time, or some of the time?

Oops! LOL.

[_Gadianton]

Let's see. Someone got their foot in the door after all the First Presidency fell ill (I think it was all the same thing, urinary infections) and were incapacitated until they all died. Then the next President fell ill and died after a long incapacitating illness, then another President just up and dies in short order. But the next President is just fine for more than 12 years. And that guy has been the actual leader for more than twenty years because of incapacity of presiding authority.

And this Presidency guy just happened to be the neighbor and chief persecutor of that one and only true saint fellow who was testifying of the REAL gospel all this time. So this Presidency guy then formally sinned against the gospel by sending word to have the saint guy cast out of the Church for teaching by the gift and power of the Holy Ghost the REAL gospel for years and years in the precious locale of the Presidency guy's home turf.

Nightlion, this is genuinely interesting. Are you really saying that you were neighbors with GBH? And that GBH persecuted you? In what way did he do this, I mean, was it personal -- you guys were actually butting heads face to face?

[_MrStakhanovite]

Absolutes are reserved for the Sith and the legions of Hell.

Would you say this is true all of the time, or some of the time?

Man...WTF.

[_Simon Belmont]

Would you say this is true all of the time, or some of the time?

I realized my statement, in itself, could be an absolute. But, notice I did not say absolutes are always reserved... or that all absolutes are reserved...

[_bcspace]

I one day publicly prayed for Elder Hinckley's welfare, and this after he humiliated me in front of an Area Young Single Adult fireside. You could not tolerate to fathom even half of the story. The beginning of which(?), witch(?), no which occurred in my infancy.

Well, you know way back when I was a youth attending a youth conference, there were no seats left and almost no standing room at one of the meetings. I let a girl sit on my lap (Was I supposed to sit on her lap?). The featured speaker saw that and publically predicted I was on the road to hell for being so familiar with a girl and he later became a GA. My testimony is still strong.

[_Nightlion]

I wonder if he cares about not having the true church anymore

He's dead, nightlion. I doubt he cares about much of anything anymore.

The he to whom I referred was actually Monson. I am certain GBH knew exactly what awaited him.

Joseph was to blame for the initial failure of Zion. But GBH did all that he could to prevent the bringing forth and establishing the cause of Zion before the Lord comes.

[_Nightlion]

Why All Mormons Are Liars

Absolutes are reserved for the Sith and the legions of Hell.

Better said then: I Have Never Met A Mormon Who Did Not Lie His Gospel Pants Off.

Way better, you think?

[_Nightlion]

Would you say this is true all of the time, or some of the time?

Oops! LOL.

+1

[Guest]

Let's see. Someone got their foot in the door after all the First Presidency fell ill (I think it was all the same thing, urinary infections) and were incapacitated until they all died. Then the next President fell ill and died after a long incapacitating illness, then another President just up and dies in short order. But the next President is just fine for more than 12 years. And that guy has been the actual leader for more than twenty years because of incapacity of presiding authority.

And this Presidency guy just happened to be the neighbor and chief persecutor of that one and only true saint fellow who was testifying of the REAL gospel all this time. So this Presidency guy then formally sinned against the gospel by sending word to have the saint guy cast out of the Church for teaching by the gift and power of the Holy Ghost the REAL gospel for years and years in the precious locale of the Presidency guy's home turf.

Nightlion, this is genuinely interesting. Are you really saying that you were neighbors with GBH? And that GBH persecuted you? In what way did he do this, I mean, was it personal -- you guys were actually butting heads face to face?

I would have to be the prophet everyone dreams I should be to ferret out all the facts that remain in the secret acts of men books one and two. Hinckley was my stake president in the East Millcreek Stake before he became a GA. I was a kid growing up in that stake and was noticed as a peculiar and sober child who was able to endure extreme mental and emotional abuse and bounce back resiliently to love those who Satanically tormented me. My cub scout den mother praised me up and down as the most likely to succeed greatly. Somehow she suddenly became mentally ill. I lost my only champion.

Later when I returned from my conversion journey down to Los Angeles and back I was filled with the gift and power of the Holy Ghost in astonishing abundance. The learned folks of my home ward and stake were thunderstruck and all the more after my mission as I confounded handily the doctors and lawyers on the Church's payroll.

Hinckley was now a GA and my mission president hated me for out preaching him at a zone conference so I got no recommend. Never was asked, even once to speak in any sacrament meeting. Even though my home coming talk was so astounding people came up and told me that they expected I would soon be an Apostle.

The local leadership had to try and quell the upheaval my witness and knowledge created in my local ward and especially the several single wards I went to. I could name a name for verification, if he is still alive, that Hinckley coached locals how to dismiss and marginalize my influence.

He also put the kibosh on church leaders investigating my writings of The New Mormon Theology: The Wonders Of Eternity that got me put on probation for teaching it openly in an elder's quorum. They had to consider if they were then going to allow me to get married in the temple. Just barely.

When I sent my paper, The Book of Mormon Standard Of Conversion, into President Benson after his famous talk of the church still being under condemnation for not doing according to that which is written in the Book of Mormon, President Benson sent me a personal letter thanking me and saying that he noted my paper with interest.

Hinckley almost immediately took over the Church from a suddenly stricken Benson and I found myself turned out of doors within months. All this oppression from Hinckley was his Satanic Majesty's command to deny influence and cripple Zion by stifling the only living true saint in the entire Mormon Church. I think he somehow knew from my earliest days that this was his work and his diabolical duty.

You know it was Hinckley who also stopped Glen Pace from further investigation of Satanic Ritual Abuse that he was commissioned to report on. Hinckley also changed the Temple rites so not to trigger the plague of Satanic Ritual Abuse victims flashbacks that prompted the investigation. Hinckley's East Millcreek Stake figured prominently in those investigations and he was the SP when those kids were being abused. Hell, I remember when the cub scouts were taken up to the University of Utah swimming pool and told to swim naked. It was only the roughneck bunch of kids and not the sons of the high and mighty.

Probably the heir to the Satanic Royalty today in the LDS hierarchy is some guy who went to England on his mission. Like Lorenzo Snow who started it all. And that's where Hinckley was set up by the wicked there to make a favorable impression on LDS headquarters so Hinckley could begin his ascent to power. Probably curried favor with a Satanic GA when he was a towel boy at the Deseret Gym before his mission. Hand picked I suppose from the long line of English Druid bastards who joined the Church to tare it apart. If you know what I mean.

He was buddies with another GA family who owned a slaughter house where the Satanist acquire all the blood necessary for their abusive Rituals.

[_Nightlion]

I one day publicly prayed for Elder Hinckley's welfare, and this after he humiliated me in front of an Area Young Single Adult fireside. You could not tolerate to fathom even half of the story. The beginning of which(?), witch(?), no which occurred in my infancy.

Well, you know way back when I was a youth attending a youth conference, there were no seats left and almost no standing room at one of the meetings. I let a girl sit on my lap (Was I supposed to sit on her lap?). The featured speaker saw that and publically predicted I was on the road to hell for being so familiar with a girl and he later became a GA. My testimony is still strong.

Did he force your local leaders to oppress you militantly which caused three of them to die early deaths from the guilty consciences of offending blatantly an obviously true saint of the Most High God? These men knew my heart. Did he do all that he could to destroy your credible influence and get you excommunicated? Well, did he?

Hinckley did nothing to affect my testimony. The true church is with me. As is the gospel and the power thereof. I am the legacy of the Restoration of all things. I will bring forth and establish Zion. See if I don't. You guys can just keep on doing what you don't do even imperceptibly.