Mormon Church negotiates for Italian Welfare!

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hello,

Someone sexually harrassed Mr. Skains?

Of course. He's charismatic. He's as handsome as they come. He's well spoken, lucid, and is possessed of a wealth of knowledge that would shame any Upper East Side Dandy.

I offer my heartfelt condolences, Mr. Skains. It must've been very, very difficult for you.

Very Respectfully,

PhD Cameron, North Carolina for Me

[_jskains]

I am curious, Scratch. Do you even have any friends? With the way you treat people, I seriously doubt it.

JMS

[_Gadianton]

Given that the Mormon temple exists as part of an elaborate hoax by early Mormon males to force women into sexual servitude as multiple wives believing they were being sealed to a future God, it is in fact permissible for a Mormon (or former Mormon) Ms. Collins to satirize the temple the way that she has.

The same does not hold true for racist commentary toward African Americans. In fact, there are strong parallels between the white colonists who picked up slaves for cheap labor in Africa and Mormon leaders who took advantage of poor immigrant women. It would be more of an apples to apples comparison for JSkains to complain that an "anti-Mormon" is guilty of bigotry in the same way as one who skewers a Southern Colonist who bought slaves is guilty.

I am curious, Scratch. Do you even have any friends? With the way you treat people, I seriously doubt it.

Indeed he does. I am, in fact, friends with Doctor Scratch. Online and in real life.

[_jskains]

Indeed he does. I am, in fact, friends with Doctor Scratch. Online and in real life.

I think your lying to protect your mentor.

JMS

[_Doctor Scratch]

So, jskains, I take it that you have no evidence to back up your libelous story about Mr. McBride?

[_Gadianton]

Indeed he does. I am, in fact, friends with Doctor Scratch. Online and in real life.

I think your lying to protect your mentor.

JMS

I'm lying about being friends with my mentor in order to protect him?

[_jskains]

So, jskains, I take it that you have no evidence to back up your libelous story about Mr. McBride?

Of course I have no produceable evidence Scratch. What are you expecting? Photographs and audio recordings? I've long since purged the emails, as unlike you, I don't store things for later use. I don't create a collection of weapons against others.

JMS

[_jskains]

I'm lying about being friends with my mentor in order to protect him?

Of course. It would certainly give his behavior credibility if he actually had friends. But I can not imagine a person who bullies others could possibly have any at all.

JMS

[_Doctor Scratch]

So, jskains, I take it that you have no evidence to back up your libelous story about Mr. McBride?

Of course I have no produceable evidence Scratch. What are you expecting? Photographs and audio recordings? I've long since purged the emails, as unlike you, I don't store things for later use. I don't create a collection of weapons against others.

JMS

Well, then, that poses a problem for you. You see: Mr. McBride's characterization of you is supportable by way of a whole host of corroborating material. I could "bump" half a dozen threads proving beyond any reasonable doubt that his claims are 100% accurate. It would be no problem.

You, on the other hand, have accused Mr. McBride of criminal misconduct. If this were to get back to him, he'd have grounds for a lawsuit. Heck, if he's even half as mean and anti-Mormon as you suggest, he'll probably go straight for your Stake President and you can look forward to a long and drawn out process of you attempting to explain your online antics over the course of the past decade or so.

Is that what you want, jskains?

[_jskains]

*Eyeroll* Considering the live witnesses to these events, I'm not really worried about lawsuits. Let me worry about that, Scratch. If I am content, you need not worry your pretty little head.

JMS