The MDB Schryver Jihad: How to Smear Your Opponent

[_Some Schmo]

Did you ever consider the mere possibility that the "lost sheep" might be you?

Wade? Honest self-reflection?

ROTFLMAO

Ahhhh, Ceeboo. (*wipes tears from eyes*) You made my day.

[_wenglund]

Liar. You dare to do it all the time. (Hell, you want to convince us that credibility can somehow be derived from someone's alias, ffs. Obviously, you'll try just about any BS on for size).

Just because we aren't fooled doesn't mean you're not trying.

Thanks, -Some Schmo-

Let's see...I am being called a liar by someone using a fake ID, and somehow I am the one that is supposedly trying to fool people all the time. You know, you can be quite funny even when you aren't trying.

Thanks -Wade Englund-

[_Buffalo]

I can see now that you weren't serious about "reaching out to lost sheep."

An understandable, though no less mistaken conclusion, from someone not only seriously metaphor-challenged, but also selectively humor impaired, and yet who ironically presumes that anything said by someone posting anonymously under the name of "Buffalo" could be taken seriously. What a joke. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

As usual, you fail to make any points. Strained insults and posturing combined with an inability to express a complete thought are the hallmarks of a wenglund post.

Of course we all know that the best way to reach out to lost sheep is to insult them, and then insult their intelligence, as you and Will are fond of doing.

[_wenglund]

Maybe it's just that I'm feeling even worse than usual today, but I'm not seeing humor in your posts. That I have to resist the urge to return your snarkiness in kind suggests that it's time for a break for me. So, I'm off to take a pain pill, and I may be back sometime in the future. Just not today, and most likely not this week.

You are a very wise man. If snarkyness is not your thing, then it is best to avoid the snark-infested waters of this board.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_wenglund]

Hi Wade,

I was going to, then decided against it, then decided to go ahead and post.

Soooo, with great caution and respect, I will offer this simple question to you (I hope it comes across as I intend it)

Did you ever consider the mere possibility that the "lost sheep" might be you?

So that I am clear, that was not meant to offend and it was a very serious question.

Peace,
Ceeboo

No offense taken. (To be honest, I could find nothing in your post that I would view as the least bit offensive.)

In answer to your question, I have not only considered the possibility that I might be a l"lost sheep," but I freely accept that from the perspective of other Christian denominations, I am a "lost sheep."

Now, I don't know what my answer supposedly says about my capacity for "honest self reflection," but evidently the person en-nobly calling himself "Some Schmo" has prejudged it a joke. So, of course I should take him seriously. LOL

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Some Schmo]

Let's see...I am being called a liar by someone using a fake ID, and somehow I am the one that is supposedly trying to fool people all the time. You know, you can be quite funny even when you aren't trying.

Thanks -Wade Englund-

And, as if we didn't have enough evidence in this thread alone, Wade comes along with more BS, expecting us all to go along with him and equivocate a screen name with a piece of legal identification. I guess Wade would have us believe that anyone using a message board alias is trying to fool everyone.

I don't remember ever claiming my actual name was Some Schmo. Is that what you're trying to say, Wade? Again... seriously?

Pro tip: When trying to convince people you're not full of crap, it's best to make your comments more, not less plausible. Also, even if you could diminish my credibility, it wouldn't in any way help since yours is pretty much beyond repair.

Thanks -Some Schmo-

[_wenglund]

As usual, you fail to make any points. Strained insults and posturing combined with an inability to express a complete thought are the hallmarks of a wenglund post.

Of course we all know that the best way to reach out to lost sheep is to insult them, and then insult their intelligence, as you and Will are fond of doing.

A guy calling himself "Buffalo" feels himself insulted by me. Now, there is an unintended, though ready-made comedy sketch for SNL.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

[_Jersey Girl]

Liar. You dare to do it all the time. (Hell, you want to convince us that credibility can somehow be derived from someone's alias, ffs. Obviously, you'll try just about any BS on for size).

Just because we aren't fooled doesn't mean you're not trying.

Thanks, -Some Schmo-

Let's see...I am being called a liar by someone using a fake ID, and somehow I am the one that is supposedly trying to fool people all the time. You know, you can be quite funny even when you aren't trying.

Thanks -Wade Englund-

Are you saying that because a poster uses a screen name that they haven't the right to call someone a liar?

[_Buffalo]

As usual, you fail to make any points. Strained insults and posturing combined with an inability to express a complete thought are the hallmarks of a wenglund post.

Of course we all know that the best way to reach out to lost sheep is to insult them, and then insult their intelligence, as you and Will are fond of doing.

A guy calling himself "Buffalo" feels himself insulted by me. Now, there is an unintended, though ready-made comedy sketch for SNL.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

Apparently this is your first day posting on online forums. "Buffalo" is my moniker. Most people who post on forums do so using monikers rather than their real name. Sharing personal information with strangers on the internet isn't wise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moniker

Buffalo, by the way, were highly regarded by the people you think of as "Lamanites."

http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/article ... Art--/2228

The Native Americans attached particular reverence to the buffalo. The buffalo was taken as a symbol of the many bounties that life has to offer. This was because the buffalo was a source of many benefits to the Native Americans.

[_Buffalo]

Are you saying that because a poster uses a screen name that they haven't the right to call someone a liar?

He should tell that to bcspace, Pahoran, Droopy, Nomad (Will), etc.