StkPres Johnson on Facebook

[_Simon Belmont]

Simon Belmont would be a good bet, since we already know that he uses Facebook to try and "out" critics of the Church (though Zeezrom is a pretty low-key critic, if you ask me). But in reality it could be any number of people. There is a long history of Mopologists harassing Church critics IRL---just ask Tom Murphy and Runtu. Zeez has in the past mentioned that he personally knows FAIR President Scott Gordon, so maybe that has something to do with it?

Regardless, I agree that this represents an enormous problem. You really should contact the Facebook admin, Zeez, and try to get them to figure out who is posing as "SP Johnson."

Zeezrom is small fish, and has never really been disrespectful or unkind to me. Why would I want to harass him on Facebook?

It's not me.

[_Yoda]

Did you ever respond to him, Zee?

I would simply put him on Ignore and reject his friendship request. You can also block him completely, so he can't continue to harass you.

If he continues to harass you, Scratch is right. Contact the Facebook administrators.

[_Simon Belmont]

Are you familiar with the concept of Master Mahan?

Yes. Why?

[_Simon Belmont]

Zee... I have an idea: give us a link to his profile and we'll all harass him back!

At the Something Awful forums, we called that a "goon rush" (the forum members there are called "goons").

[_Kishkumen]

Are you familiar with the concept of Master Mahan?

Yes. Why?

Critics club only Simon. Sorry.

[_zeezrom]

It is true. The darker the coffee, the more dangerous the critic.

Simon, since you consider me small fish, I am all the more dangerous to you and your testimony.

Let's go to lunch sometime...

Even better - come with me to the Energy Solutions Arena July 25th. We'll have a helluva time!

Did you even notice my highly skilled use of the commitment pattern? The biggest error the church made was to teach me how to build relationships of trust. Hahahaha!

[_Simon Belmont]

Even better - come with me to the Energy Solutions Arena July 25th. We'll have a helluva time!

Why? What's there?

Remind me what state that's in again?

[_zeezrom]

Simon,

It will be a religious event of sorts. ES arena is located in Salt Lake county. If you come with me, I ask only one condition. That you consider your feelings. I will impress upon your mind the doctrine of the pagan ancients and during the event, I ask that you search your feelings and open your heart to my teachings.

[_Simon Belmont]

Simon,

It will be a religious event of sorts. ES arena is located in Salt Lake county. If you come with me, I ask only one condition. That you consider your feelings. I will impress upon your mind the doctrine of the pagan ancients and during the event, I ask that you search your feelings and open your heart to my teachings.

Oh shoot... I forgot they changed the name of the Delta Center. LOL!

[_moksha]

I'm drinking black coffee right now, so do you still consider me mild?

No way! If you were mild then you would use skim milk and sweetener in your coffee.