Pornography* poll

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What image is the most pornographic?

 
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_zeezrom
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Post by _zeezrom »

I would love to hear why you voted the way you did. Thanks!

Image #1
Image

Image #2
Image

Image #3
Image

*Pornography is defined as, "...any material depicting or describing the human body or sexual conduct in a way that arouses sexual feelings."

Thank you!
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Hello Zeezrom,

Based on your definition and my reaction, I have to say none of the above. I did find the inclusion of the boy from Twilight funny, though. So I guess if humor is the best aphrodisiac, then I have to go with 1) by default.
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Is that the best you got?
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#1 because I can't stand Twilight. It burns my eyes. I can't hate on Daniel Craig because, well you know. Bond to Bond. #3 is just anonymous beefcake.
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You forgot the best image.

Biggus Dickus from Python's "The life of Brian":
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I hope this satisfies "just me".
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Image

Well?
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Post by _Bond James Bond »

Fiannan wrote:Image

Well?


That poor kayak. It'll forever be tarred as the "kayak in the snuff photo".
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None of the above. Including images posted by others.
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Post by _just me »

Good grief. Someone should just post some Victoria's Secret ads already. We all know that is the gateway to hardcore porn.
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Post by _Quasimodo »

Blixa wrote:None of the above. Including images posted by others.


Please post your "ideal" Blixa.
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