I Have No Friends!

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_Simon Belmont

I Have No Friends!

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Edit:

I shouldn't have advertised this. I should have realized that it would be assumed to be a "trap."

Apologies.
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Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

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Buffalo wrote:Image



Oh, right. I didn't think it could be construed that way, but now that I think about it it could. As I said, I understand if you don't want to be my Facebook friend.

It isn't a trap, though. I am just no longer secretive about who I am.
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Would we be reported to the proper authority and targeted by the BYU Security Orbital Laser Cannon?

by the way, I am glad BYU engineers were able to calculate that paint balls fired from that altitude would be fatal and messy.
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Simon Belmont wrote:Edit:

I shouldn't have advertised this. I should have realized that it would be assumed to be a "trap."

Apologies.


Did you post a picture of yourself on it, Simon? If you did, I can't imagine that people would view it as a "trap."
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Doctor Scratch wrote:
Simon Belmont wrote:Edit:

I shouldn't have advertised this. I should have realized that it would be assumed to be a "trap."

Apologies.


Did you post a picture of yourself on it, Simon? If you did, I can't imagine that people would view it as a "trap."



I was going to... but after Buffalo reminded me the people don't trust me (and I guess I don't blame them).
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Simon Belmont wrote:
Doctor Scratch wrote:Did you post a picture of yourself on it, Simon? If you did, I can't imagine that people would view it as a "trap."



I was going to... but after Buffalo reminded me the people don't trust me (and I guess I don't blame them).


Huh?
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Simon Belmont said 'I have no friends'

Boyd Packer said 'some things that are true are not very useful'
'Church pictures are not always accurate' (The Nehor May 4th 2011)

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People who are right often work alone. It's the brainwashed mob who have the most bunkmates.
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bcspace wrote:People who are right often work alone. It's the brainwashed mob who have the most bunkmates.


That proves it. Nighlion is right. Imma join the church of the apocalrock!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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