You're So Dumb

[_Droopy]

He walked in to the conference like he was stumbling in the dark
His flask strategically tucked beneath his coat
He's not much on bite just bark
He had one eye fixed on Schryver as he heard himself exclaim
"We took you down and they said they won't publish, said they won't publish and...

You're so dumb, you probably think you're smart but I'll tell you you're so dumb
I'll bet you think your smart but you're dog food, filthy, so lewed

He came out several years ago, and then he felt quite relieved
Well he said that the Book of Abraham
Could simply not be believed
So he gave away the things above and cried out "Now I'm free!"
He's got some schemes now his neck's in the millstone, neck's in the millstone, but...

We're so dumb, we're idiots were stupid were morons we're so dumb
We may believe we're smart but were morons please don't go on

Well we heard he took up with Jack for some fun until the scheme was undone
Then he ranted and howled in the tropical heat
When he learned Sarah Palin had won
Well he's always got something to say
And most of it is this:
I'm so much smarter than you and you're stupid, so very stupid and...

You're so dumb, you probably think you're smart but I'll tell you you're so dumb
I'll bet you think your smart but you're morons, all wrong, all gone.

[_Kevin Graham]

Hey, I have an idea droopy! What you should do tonight is start a bunch of meaningless threads where only you and I are likely to participate. If you're lucky, this might take some of the focus off your embarrassing performance in the "boy I was wrong" thread.

Just maybe.

[_Some Schmo]

He walked in to the conference like he was stumbling in the dark
His flask strategically tucked beneath his coat
He's not much on bite just bark
He had one eye fixed on Schryver as he heard himself exclaim
"We took you down and they said they won't publish, said they won't publish and...

You're so dumb, you probably think you're smart but I'll tell you you're so dumb
I'll bet you think your smart but you're dog food, filthy, so lewed

He came out several years ago, and then he felt quite relieved
Well he said that the Book of Abraham
Could simply not be believed
So he gave away the things above and cried out "Now I'm free!"
He's got some schemes now his neck's in the millstone, neck's in the millstone, but...

We're so dumb, we're idiots were stupid were morons we're so dumb
We may believe we're smart but were morons please don't go on

Well we heard he took up with Jack for some fun until the scheme was undone
Then he ranted and howled in the tropical heat
When he learned Sarah Palin had won
Well he's always got something to say
And most of it is this:
I'm so much smarter than you and you're stupid, so very stupid and...

You're so dumb, you probably think you're smart but I'll tell you you're so dumb
I'll bet you think your smart but you're morons, all wrong, all gone.

You're so dumb... you probably think this song is about you.