*tap* *tap* --is this thing on?

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_Jersey Girl
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*tap* *tap* --is this thing on?

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Dear Dr. Shades,

I am writing to tell you how worried I've been about you. I checked the board early this morning before watching the Casey Anthony trial and later this evening.

You were gone and not only that your php file was missing! My computer said it could not be found. Did you lose your php file?

Where did you find it?

Did you screw up? Be honest. We will not judge you.

In the interim, I was forced to work at organizing my home while watching the Casey Anthony trial, during which time all sorts of things were submitted into evidence. You will be happy to hear that my upstairs is all neat and tidy. :-)

Would you like to talk about post mortem hair banding?

I suspect not, however, you might be interested to know that just one hair from the trunk of the Pontiac Sunfire contained post mortem hair banding that is consistent with "apparent decomposition".

I ask you, is this enough to sway the jury?

You know and I know that it won't be the one hair with post mortem hair banding. It'll be those darn jail house tapes! Girly Girl should have thought twice about her defense in light of those jail house tapes because now the jury will know that all this time (if her story is true--like that's gonna happen) she has been seriously tormenting her parents, not to mention the State of Florida taxpayers, for three whole years!

In any case, it is good to see you back again and I'm glad that your php that once was lost, now is found.

Sincerely,
Jersey Girl

:-D

p.s. Oh, and I just wanted to give you these flowers as a "Welcome Back" present.

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Re: *tap* *tap* --is this thing on?

Post by _MrStakhanovite »

There has been some drama....
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MrStakhanovite wrote:There has been some drama....


No crap, really?
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Re: *tap* *tap* --is this thing on?

Post by _MrStakhanovite »

FLAK thread

Infymus erected a tempt forum for us here.
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Re: *tap* *tap* --is this thing on?

Post by _ludwigm »

We are playing with forces we can not control.

We've created a golem that will continue to live, no matter what we do. Books get burnt and websites disappear...

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