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[_MCB]

I got 18 pages done working through my text review.
My dried fruit mix for granola now consisrs of bananas mangos apples raisins figs raspberries cherries cranberries prunes.
As soon as I get to computer I will use search on this board to research a pet peeve against mopologists.

[_rich kelsey]

I spend half of my money on drugs and booze, the rest of it I wasted.

You wasted the other half on tithing?

sock puppet,

No. Yesterday, not one dime was spent on tithing. Here is what happened: all week long I was looking forward to spending the entire day Saturday on the Internet, visiting Shades Mormon Discussion Board.

My hopes were dashed when the board was shut down. So, I went for plan “B.” Stephanie Seymour and I took the red-eye down to Vegas with the intent of losing big time. I had appropriated last week’s donations for a wild time — a free fall into ecstasy.

But, when we strolled into the first Casino what does she do? With a stern look on her face she introduces me to the other women in the room as her boyfriend; basically eliminating any possibility of pursuing the womanizing Evangelists like me are well-known for.

I ended up loosing my desire to gamble and spent half of the funds on drugs and alcohol, the rest of it I wasted on an overpriced room, tips, travel, and entertainment.

I hope I have answered your question.

Rich

[_gramps]

rich kelsey wrote:

I ended up loosing my desire to gamble and spent half of the funds on drugs and alcohol, the rest of it I wasted on an overpriced room, tips, travel, and entertainment.

I hope it was a Marriott Hotel. You can get porn and access to great literature from the drawer next to the bed all in one package. Only Stephanie Seymour in the bed with you could top that, no? ;)

[_Ceeboo]

I went into shock and couldn't sleep all night. Then I left the house for the first time in several years and ended up a hundred miles away in a place where they sell ice cream and fireworks, but didn't buy anything.

I hope this never happens again!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_harmony]

I worked. There is somthing intrinsically wrong about that.

[_just me]

LOL @ Lucretia

I was forced, by boredom, to join a fan forum for a tv show. Haven't done something like that in a decade. Geez.

I was really scared and sad when MD wouldn't come up on my computer. A world without MD is no world at all!

[_harmony]

I hope someone has saved the Will thread, just in case. I'd hate to lose that.

And the Jockers' thread in Celestial, just in case. I'd hate to lose that too.

[_MsJack]

I hope someone has saved the Will thread, just in case. I'd hate to lose that.

Yes. The events of recent days has made me realize the need to back up some of these threads.

I have made a WebCitation of my original "Mormon Apologetics & Misogyny" thread, here.

I'll get to work on backing up other pages in the thread and the threads that I cited in that thread when I get the chance.

[_Aristotle Smith]

Bond,

I am pleased to say that yesterday was my time for my quarterly trip to the Playboy mansion. I brought along a copy of "At the Ocean" and sold it to Hef. He thought it was genius, and I made some sweet bank. It will appear in the September magazine. It was awesome, all I had to do was erase SeattleSmutWriter's name and put Aristotle Smith. Good cash for little work if you ask me. I'm sure SeattleSmutWriter won't mind, I don't think there are any copyright issues.

[_Bond James Bond]

Bond,

I am pleased to say that yesterday was my time for my quarterly trip to the Playboy mansion. I brought along a copy of "At the Ocean" and sold it to Hef. He thought it was genius, and I made some sweet bank. It will appear in the September magazine. It was awesome, all I had to do was erase SeattleSmutWriter's name and put Aristotle Smith. Good cash for little work if you ask me. I'm sure SeattleSmutWriter won't mind, I don't think there are any copyright issues.

SSW isn't crying right now, he's just out in wet rain precipitation.