Community Story: In the style of SeattleSmutWriter

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The masculine tones reverberated across her mind, her arousal and pleasure made sure from his Roman features, she was barely able to push out a, “ Good morning ” before demurely fetching herself some Arabian bean of her own.
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MrStakhanovite wrote:The masculine tones reverberated across her mind, her arousal and pleasure made sure from his Roman features, she was barely able to push out a, “ Good morning ” before demurely fetching herself some Arabian bean of her own.


Her hair cascaded down her back like a blond, flowy waterfall, covering her hourglass figure just perfectly. Her measurements were 36-26-36, which he understood was Nature's way of communicating the intent of evulushun and making her desireable to the male eye.
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She busied herself at the counter, arranging delicate china and cutlery, then opening the Northland 72″ side-by-side custom refrigerator a crack, while glancing seductively through her golden locks, a girlish glint in her eye as she queried, "Bacon darling? or did you get enough meat last night?"
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Her nearly Semitic nose twitched, she could smell him from across the room--his musky, dusky, husky masculinity assailing her delicately powdered nostrils.
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“Bacon please” he retorted, before heaving a sigh from his powerful chest and offering another comment, “ The liberals are at it again” with a hint of righteous poison in his firm and confident tone.
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As much as he liked bacon, he wished she woudl cook sausage, especially Jimmy Dean's sausage, which had a flavor of maple syrup and sage.
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Even with all his thoughts of sausage, he had no idea that Jayme had secretly booked an appointment this afternoon to meet downtown with someone else. For her part, Jayme couldn't help but wonder how she would explain her intentions should Lehi learn the real truth.
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But it didn't matter, Lehi reflected, Jayme would soon master his little likes, his little foibles, his little ways.
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That was when she realized, she had no bacon.
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She sighed, remembering all the little things he was endowed with, and how he seemed to make the most of them, thrilling her entire being with his manliness, taking her to Olympian heights of bliss mingled with the gentle tears of true soul-sharing companionship.
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