Community Story: In the style of SeattleSmutWriter

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Morley wrote:That was when she realized, she had no bacon.


"Don't worry, darling. I'll fetch some bacon, and perhaps some sausage, from the store." His voice was deep and husky, like a sexy Darth Vadar's. He went over and put his hand on her hips and kissed her hard and deep, but tenderly. She had to stand on her tippytoes to reach him.

Lehi went outside and paused in the wet rain to light a cigarette with his silver Zippo. He exhaled smoke as the wet, wet rain ran in wet, damp rivulets down over his chest and hair, and he set out for the store. It was only a few blocks away and the walk gave him time to think about Jayme and their blossoming love. His arm muscles didn't quite bulge but they were just enough to let anyone know that he was a man.
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"What a man," Jayme reflected, "how on earth am I lucky enough to be equally yoked with such an Olympian partner?" She resolved to do an extra set of Pilates that very afternoon.
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Thinking back, Jayme wondered why Lehi had seemed so tall--she remembered him as short and thick.
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As he perused the smoked meats aisle at the Safeway market, his glinting gray eyes were drawn to the garish yet subtle Farmer John hickory-smoked thick-sliced bacon, its yellow and red calling to him like the siren song of the ghost of an ancient porcine creature.
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Morley wrote:Thinking back, Jayme wondered why Lehi had seemed so tall--she remembered him as short and thick.


The memory brought a naughty giggle to her naturally rosy coloured cherubic lips.
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Her nearly Semitic nose twitched again.
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Morley wrote:Her nearly Semitic nose twitched again.


She sneezed, a quaint, dainty noise like that a forest fairy might make when surprised at her bath in a delicate cowslip.
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With his bacon in hand, Lehi sauntered over to the checkout line, where old man Jones was waiting to ring up his purchase.
"Buying some bacon today eh, sonny?"
"I sure am, Mr. Jones."
"Boy that sounds good."
"Yeah I'm really hungry."
"I bet." There was a leering glint in his eye. "That young lady you've been with. She seems like a light cotton kind of gal." He gave a mischevious wink.
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Sliding his Platinum MasterCard through the black, well-worn card reader sent his thoughts cascading back to the moment he had slid his rough-hewn fingers along her smooth, but somehow also well-worn inner thigh, a chuckle bubbling gently out of her porcelain throat.
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"What are you doing here?" asked delicate, rose-peddle-eyed Jayme of burley, muscular, sweaty Lehi.
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