Community Story: In the style of SeattleSmutWriter

[_Doctor Scratch]

He laughed uncomfortably and apologized, but it was clear to both of them that they would have to converse shortly about the raising up of seed.

[_Aristotle Smith]

"I'm classical Old World historian. Mind if I think of a chariot driven by horses?" Jayme interjected.

"I ejaculated" Lehi sheepishly said.

"And it landed on my mustache", thus advertising his ritual impurity to all and sundry.

[_Runtu]

"I'm sorry it had to go so far."

[_Bond James Bond]

~Fin~

[_Morley]

Just then the door rang with a ringing sound deep in all four of Lehi's and Jayme's ears. Was it the Liberal Secular Humanists again?

[_Blixa]

~Fin~

Quite. THE END


Game over.

Tomorrow I will edit it into a seamless whole.


Thanks to everyone who participated, esp, the the Old Testament scholars.

See you all then.

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

"Lehi, you're not my first. I've actually seen more weiners in my lifetime than a Delta Center urinal", Jayme gently purred in his ear.


FIN

[_Bond James Bond]

Story to be titled "On The Sabbath".

Sequel coming soon.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

"I'm a classical Old World historian. Mind if I think of a chariot driven by horses?" Jayme interjected.

"I ejaculated" Lehi sheepishly said.

Edit that to read, "I splashed".

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Story to be titled "On The Sabbath".

Sequel coming soon.

Can that be titled Sabbath Splash"?