Simon, why did you put up a fake Facebook account?

[_Simon Belmont]

Simon is so picky that he will only allow one person on this board to be his friend: liz.

Not true!

Thanks for the add, Facebook Friend!

[_Kishkumen]

Not true!

Thanks for the add, Facebook Friend!

So you found another sucker, eh?

[_MrStakhanovite]

Are you some kind of Secret Agent or undercover cop?

No, but as I've said: I work in the IT security industry.

So...why?

[_Simon Belmont]

So...why?

I don't want clients knowing about other clients, or clients trying to contact me in ways other than professionally. I know it sounds a little strange, but it's kind of an industry/contractor thing.

[_Doctor Scratch]

Are you some kind of Secret Agent or undercover cop?

No, but as I've said: I work in the IT security industry.

So do hundreds of other people, and they've got LinkedIn profiles, and they're on Facebook, and they're listed in the programs for Tech Conferences, etc.

[_Kishkumen]

So do hundreds of other people, and they've got LinkedIn profiles, and they're on Facebook, and they're listed in the programs for Tech Conferences, etc.

Maybe Simon is actually an assassin.

[_MrStakhanovite]

So do hundreds of other people, and they've got LinkedIn profiles, and they're on Facebook, and they're listed in the programs for Tech Conferences, etc.

Maybe Simon is actually an assassin.

That is like, the only thing I can think of. His answer makes no sense to me.

[_Simon Belmont]

That is like, the only thing I can think of. His answer makes no sense to me.

Sorry, Stak. It's kind of hard to explain. I just don't want to risk any breach of trust between myself and my clients. It's really that simple.

[_Kishkumen]

That is like, the only thing I can think of. His answer makes no sense to me.

Well, that or he is working for LDS Church Security as a private contractor. Which, when you think of it, is really the same thing.

;-)

[_Doctor Scratch]

So...why?

I don't want clients knowing about other clients, or clients trying to contact me in ways other than professionally. I know it sounds a little strange, but it's kind of an industry/contractor thing.

Oh, wow. Lol. Do you honestly think we're this stupid?