Why is coffee not calling my name?

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_Lucretia MacEvil
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Re: Why is coffee not calling my name?

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Hades wrote:This thread made me realize that I haven't been bothered by the Holy Ghost since I became an apostate. I really didn't miss him because he just heaped on shame and guilt anyway. He was really good at reminding me that I was unworthy of his presence. He has no power over me now that I no longer subscribe to Mormon doctrines of fear.

This morning I invited him in for a cup of coffee. He really is a pretty cool cat when you are on more equal footing. He complimented me on a fine cup of joe. I told him to come back this afternoon and I would by him a beer.

Maybe I should start a thread, "Apostate Conversations with the Holy Ghost".


Hey, Hades, nice to see you.
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why me wrote:And yet the Holy Ghost does depart from unholy places. (see Ps: 51.11


I'm going to chime in on this one too. How do we know what the HG considers to be unholy? According to Jesus in ACIM, the only sacred place is one where an ancient hatred has been resolved.
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madeleine wrote:
why me wrote:But he is disappointed. But then again, do you think that the Holy Ghost or spirit is in a porn emporium? And if so, what is he doing there?


A person cannot hide from God in a "porn emporium".

God waits for the person's heart to turn to Him, He never ceases calling to anyone.

Peace.


Even from a non-believer's standpoint, this is one of the things that makes Christian narratives compelling and powerful.
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Blixa wrote:
madeleine wrote:
A person cannot hide from God in a "porn emporium".

God waits for the person's heart to turn to Him, He never ceases calling to anyone.

Peace.


Even from a non-believer's standpoint, this is one of the things that makes Christian narratives compelling and powerful.


Agreed. The Christian god is a much more powerful and compelling figure than the Mormon God, who seems petty. Not that the Christian god doesn't seem petty at times, but not to the same extent as the Mormon God.
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Hades wrote:This thread made me realize that I haven't been bothered by the Holy Ghost since I became an apostate. I really didn't miss him because he just heaped on shame and guilt anyway. He was really good at reminding me that I was unworthy of his presence. He has no power over me now that I no longer subscribe to Mormon doctrines of fear.

This morning I invited him in for a cup of coffee. He really is a pretty cool cat when you are on more equal footing. He complimented me on a fine cup of joe. I told him to come back this afternoon and I would by him a beer.

Maybe I should start a thread, "Apostate Conversations with the Holy Ghost".

Fantastic title and concept. It would make a great book, maybe a compilation of essays relating such conversations. I would title a chapter "Boo! You're It!"
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Simon Belmont wrote:Careful, coffee can cause hallucinations.

If only BY had known about this, he'd have required each Mormon age 10 or older drink 128 oz. of coffee per day. Too bad all JSJr could think of for Kirtland hallucinations was wine on an empty stomach. But hey, if you do that, jehovah will wisk by.
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madeleine wrote:
I don't know how you are reading this verse. (?) This Psalm is singing the praises of God and is a petition for forgiveness. Verse 11 is asking God to turn His face from the sin that has been committed and erase the sinners guilt. Verse 12 goes on to ask God for a clean heart and a renewal of spirit.



New International Version (©1984)
Do not cast me from your presence or take your Holy Spirit from me.

New Living Translation (©2007)
Do not banish me from your presence, and don't take your Holy Spirit from me.

English Standard Version (©2001)
Cast me not away from your presence, and take not your Holy Spirit from me.

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
Do not cast me away from Your presence And do not take Your Holy Spirit from me.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Do not force me away from your presence, and do not take your Holy Spirit from me.

King James Bible
Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

American King James Version
Cast me not away from your presence; and take not your holy spirit from me.

American Standard Version
Cast me not away from thy presence; And take not thy holy Spirit from me.

Bible in Basic English
Do not put me away from before you, or take your holy spirit from me.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Cast me not away from thy face; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

Darby Bible Translation
Cast me not away from thy presence, and take not the spirit of thy holiness from me.

English Revised Version
Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

Webster's Bible Translation
Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

World English Bible
Don't throw me from your presence, and don't take your holy Spirit from me.

Young's Literal Translation
Cast me not forth from Thy presence, And Thy Holy Spirit take not from me.

It seems very clear to me. God can cast a person from his pressence and the holy spirit can be taken away from someone. Such is the plea from the psalmist: do not leave me and cast the holy spirit from my pressence. Enough said.
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Simon Belmont wrote:Careful, coffee can cause hallucinations.


When zee and company begin to have the shakes and headaches in the morning from not having their coffee fix, they will understand.
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why me wrote:
Simon Belmont wrote:Careful, coffee can cause hallucinations.


When zee and company begin to have the shakes and headaches in the morning from not having their coffee fix, they will understand.

And the same hold true for anyone who consumes any coke, pepsi, dr. pepper or mountain dew correct? Or energy drinks with their large list of questionable ingredients.

Coffee's various benifits.
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+diabetes&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+heart+disease&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+heart+disease&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+parkinson%27s+disease+treatment&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+breast+cancer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
http://www.google.com/search?q=coffee+and+esophageal+cancer&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Anything like this on coke or pepsi? Let it go coffee is not the boogey man you in your fearful and unquestioningly submissive state make it out to be. The church says bad must be badder than anything.
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