An Apple

[_zeezrom]

We are getting a little tired of our Linux system and are now considering an Apple. Do you think we should do it?

[_Simon Belmont]

Uh, anybody can use HOMER on UConn's website, Simon. And as I've said: no listing for "Simon Fuchs." None. Zip. Nada. You've been caught lying yet again.

You're correct in that I do not know why it isn't online. I don't know if UConn places all theses online or not, nor do I know how to get it on the HOMER database. What I do know, however, is it's sitting on my shelf.

Simon, are you honest?

Do you lie to promote the LDS Church, or fend off its critics?

Do you have a problem with prevarication?

Or, are you unfairly maligned here by accusations of being a liar?

Did you post here from March 18-April 18 using a sock puppet?

Yes
No
No
Yes
No

[_Simon Belmont]

I know I have an apple in my hand because I'm not a f***ing idiot.

H.

You know that logic wouldn't work on you if it were religious in nature "I know I'm supposed to hijack two airliners because I'm not a damned idiot."

[_gramps]

Ceeboo wrote:

A scolding for the apple, the coffee, or because I don't have a clue what this entire thread is about?


Peace,
Ceeboo

LOL. Well, why me seems to be on a coffee kick right now. Maybe he hasn't had a cup for a day or two? Just be careful, if he doesn't catch you to warn you, that you may get the shakes and headaches. Oh, and if you are pregnant, forget aboudit. ;)

Peace right back to you.

[_gramps]

Simon wrote:

You're correct in that I do not know why it isn't online. I don't know if UConn places all theses online or not, nor do I know how to get it on the HOMER database. What I do know, however, is it's sitting on my shelf.

Simon, scan up the first few pages for us.

[_Ceeboo]

Hey again, gramps

LOL. Well, why me seems to be on a coffee kick right now. Maybe he hasn't had a cup for a day or two? Just be careful, if he doesn't catch you to warn you, that you may get the shakes and headaches.

Noted (Thanks for caring) :)

Oh, and if you are pregnant, forget aboudit. ;)

If I ever come up pregnant, I think my gorgeous wife would probably leave me.

Peace right back to you.

LOVE that! :) (Thanks)


Peace,
Ceeboo

[_rich kelsey]

Well, Simon, Cassius U. gives me access to all kinds of electronic library resources, and so I can easily see that there is no entry for "Simon Fuchs" on JSTOR. (Plus, unless I'm mistaken, JSTOR doesn't archive Master's theses.)

There is no such place as "Cassius University." The game you're playing by lying about it is sick indeed.

It took me a very short time to realize that the University Dr. Scratch speaks of — Cassius University — isn’t real. It reminds me of Rocky and Bullwinkle’s University — “Wossamotta U.”

I enjoy parody including tall tales. I have also learned that people will generally not think something is funny when they don’t get the joke.

That is why when I make something up I like to make it so outrageous that no doubt is left in their minds.

For example: One day a lady at church asked me if I fought in the Korean War.

I looked down and paused for a moment. Then I looked up and said:

“The War? No Ann. I didn’t fight in Korea. I started the War but when things got tough I got the hell out of there!”

I really do not see Dr. Scratch’s use of a non existent University as being sick. He may be sick for other reasons? But isn’t only healthy to be a little sick.

I for one appreciate good humor.

[_sock puppet]

Simon, are you honest?

Do you lie to promote the LDS Church, or fend off its critics?

Do you have a problem with prevarication?

Or, are you unfairly maligned here by accusations of being a liar?

Did you post here from March 18-April 18 using a sock puppet?

Yes
No
No
Yes
No

Thanks, Simon, for such succinct, clear and direct answers.

[_Doctor Scratch]

Uh, anybody can use HOMER on UConn's website, Simon. And as I've said: no listing for "Simon Fuchs." None. Zip. Nada. You've been caught lying yet again.

You're correct in that I do not know why it isn't online. I don't know if UConn places all theses online or not, nor do I know how to get it on the HOMER database. What I do know, however, is it's sitting on my shelf.

You're lying, Simon. This was something that was too easy to check, and you apparently either think it's funny to carry on with this lie, or you were too dumb to realize how easy it would be to check.

[_gramps]

Simon, just in case you missed my post the first time.

Could you please scan and then post for us the first few pages of your thesis? That would be really cool of you, and it would dispel a lot of doubts about your integrity.

I'm sure you would like to clear those up for us, no?