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why me wrote:
Take your answer to a nun in the 1960's. I do believe that your mouth would be washed. The catholic church was sooooo against masturbation, giving a truck load of guilt to all those boys who would do it.


While Catholic guilt is pretty strong, Mormon guilt is even stronger.
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just me wrote:
For the record, I am an active LDS member.

who is living a fantasy of being an exmo on this board.

Have you told your LDS friends your disagreements with the LDS church? I hope so.
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why me wrote:
just me wrote:
For the record, I am an active LDS member.

who is living a fantasy of being an exmo on this board.

Have you told your LDS friends your disagreements with the LDS church? I hope so.


My bishop knows. Not that it is any of your business. He still gave me a calling. I've never pretended to be an exmo. I've never lied about what I am on this board.

I am what I am.
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Buffalo wrote:
While Catholic guilt is pretty strong, Mormon guilt is even stronger.


I don't know. But back in the day, the nuns would keep us pretty much in line. Masturbation caused blindness. And it was a no,no. Maybe today in the catholic church it is different, more lenient. But would that be a good thing?
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world.
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Re: Speaking of masturbation...

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just me wrote:
I am what I am.


Me too. But I do take some flak on the board about it. It must be nice to be who you are without the flak from LDS and exmo posters. However, on MAD, I am pretty much accepted and no one cares. It is the same in the LDS church. Only with exmos, postmos or critical Mormons of the church does my inactivity matter.

Strange uh?
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just me wrote:
True. Maybe we should make it a baker's dozen.


I think that may be a more reasonable figure.
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why me wrote:
Buffalo wrote:
While Catholic guilt is pretty strong, Mormon guilt is even stronger.


I don't know. But back in the day, the nuns would keep us pretty much in line. Masturbation caused blindness. And it was a no,no. Maybe today in the catholic church it is different, more lenient. But would that be a good thing?


Of course.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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why me wrote:I don't know. But back in the day, the nuns would keep us pretty much in line. Masturbation caused blindness. And it was a no,no. Maybe today in the catholic church it is different, more lenient. But would that be a good thing?


Maybe a lack of blind boys with hairy palms in catholic schools made them change their minds.
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why me wrote:
just me wrote:
I am what I am.


Me too. But I do take some flak on the board about it. It must be nice to be who you are without the flak from LDS and exmo posters. However, on MAD, I am pretty much accepted and no one cares. It is the same in the LDS church. Only with exmos, postmos or critical Mormons of the church does my inactivity matter.

Strange uh?


Faithful Mormons love anyone who will defend them - which explains the fondness for Porter Rockwell (not that I think you're similar to him)
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Re: Speaking of masturbation...

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why me wrote:
just me wrote:
For the record, I am an active LDS member.

who is living a fantasy of being an exmo on this board.

Have you told your LDS friends your disagreements with the LDS church? I hope so.


Have you told your friends on MDD about your Mormon Lay and how it is perfectly in line with the LoC? How about those nuns you supposedly hang with have you told them about how light cotton enhances feeling and is still in line with Catholic teaching?

And why do you continue to assert you know what others think and feel?
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