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café crema wrote:You know growing up in a large household I've mopped bathroom floors both with a mop and a rag, and I've stripped a bed of it's sheets for washing and you know what, I've never actually taken a close look at the floor or the sheets. Nope I've just cleaned what's in front of me, I think anyone who finds "sperm drops" was making the proof fit their own filthy imagination.


Mopping???? A mop?

I am sure that why me would recommend wiping it up with light cotton.
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Tator wrote:
café crema wrote:You know growing up in a large household I've mopped bathroom floors both with a mop and a rag, and I've stripped a bed of it's sheets for washing and you know what, I've never actually taken a close look at the floor or the sheets. Nope I've just cleaned what's in front of me, I think anyone who finds "sperm drops" was making the proof fit their own filthy imagination.


Mopping???? A mop?

I am sure that why me would recommend wiping it up with light cotton.


I guess experience would make the drops easily identifiable on light cotton.
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I would like to clarify by saying that the term is semen drops not sperm drops.

I watched a CSI episode once where a guy used this snazzy tool with a black light that made bodily fluids like semen glow a bluish color. Maybe parents could invest in these, Why Me?
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why me wrote:
Glad that I gave you something to think about. Many parents do not consider the implications of a free for all masturbation policy with their boys. Not fun to see sperm drops on the floor or on the sheets. What should a parent say to their son, Joey?


Give it a rest.
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zeezrom wrote:I would like to clarify by saying that the term is semen drops not sperm drops.

I watched a CSI episode once where a guy used this snazzy tool with a black light that made bodily fluids like semen glow a bluish color. Maybe parents could invest in these, Why Me?


I think that you are right. It is semen drops. I will stand corrected and hopefully use semen drops when I need to in this thread about masturbation.

I am glad that you brought up the episode on CSI. Guys think that they got all the semen drops but there is usually one or two that they miss.

Now how many here want to clean up their son's semen drops? Not many. Dad's must have a nice talk with the son if they allow masturbation in the house.
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Buffalo wrote:
Give it a rest.


I have to respond to the posters who comment on it.
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why me wrote:
Buffalo wrote:
Give it a rest.


I have to respond to the posters who comment on it.

OK...you responded. Now, give it a rest.
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why me wrote:
Buffalo wrote:
Give it a rest.


I have to respond to the posters who comment on it.


You're creeping out all the normal people.
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Why me the kid has to be pretty stupid not to clean up his mess. It's like telling a 12 year old boy that if he pisses all over the ground that he has to clean it up. First of all the boy knows that you should be aiming for the toilet seat. It's just comon sense to clean up messes made from bodily fuilds.

Sure if you start finding sperm every where then yeah you would probably have to talk to your kid. I would be worried though that I would have to put my kid in special needs school if he didn't know that he was suppose to clean it up.
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liz3564 wrote:]

The Church has, actually started doing more focusing on the fight against sexual and physical abuse. Bishops are now instructed to report any type of sexual or physical abuse reported to them to local authorities.


Mmmmm I do not think so. Unless things have changes since I was a bishop. The instruction is to call the SLC hotline and get advice which may or may include reporting to local authorities abuse that is disclosed in a confession. The legal issues and clergy varies from state to state.

In our area, our Stake has also piloted an addiction workshop that is very similar to how AA is run. There is a 12 step program. My father-in-law was teaching the class before his call as Temple President, and it was quite successful.


The 12 step addiction recovery program is Church wide. We have had it available for about 5 years or more and have two or three groups that meet regularly in our stake. It seems like a decent program.
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