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I think that sex is pretty much all about prayer.
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Dear Heavenly Father,
*husband and wife kneeling at the side of bed clad in garmets*
Barbara and I thank you for this opportunity to spend some special time together *squeezes her hand*. Dear Father, we ask thee to sanctify this union & this act that thou hast consecrated so that we may grow closer together & perhaps some day conceive a child according unto thy plan. We're so, so happy Father, that we're together & have this manner in which we can express our love & joy toward each other. We thank thee again for having given us this avenue to cleave unto one another. We humbly say these things, in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
*straps gag ball on Barbara's face*
Alright honey, you're the gimp tonight. Love ya!
V/R
Dr. Cameron
*husband and wife kneeling at the side of bed clad in garmets*
Barbara and I thank you for this opportunity to spend some special time together *squeezes her hand*. Dear Father, we ask thee to sanctify this union & this act that thou hast consecrated so that we may grow closer together & perhaps some day conceive a child according unto thy plan. We're so, so happy Father, that we're together & have this manner in which we can express our love & joy toward each other. We thank thee again for having given us this avenue to cleave unto one another. We humbly say these things, in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
*straps gag ball on Barbara's face*
Alright honey, you're the gimp tonight. Love ya!
V/R
Dr. Cameron
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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My mother tells of a woman that she sees visiting teaching that would stop attending church when she was visibly pregnant. She told my mother she couldn't stand to enter church with everyone looking at her with proof positive that she had had sex. After the baby she would begin coming back to church. She has more than one kid same pattern for all.
Now that is some kind of serious hang up. Maybe she does need to pray to and for something.
Now that is some kind of serious hang up. Maybe she does need to pray to and for something.
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liz3564 wrote:During that era, I distinctly remember several lessons where we were specifically told that newly married couples should not have relations until they had started their evening with prayer....that sex was a pure act of love, and that God had a hand in every loving act, especially since that union could bring about spirit children.
Huh? I thought sex only brought about physical children.
Tator wrote:My mother tells of a woman that she sees visiting teaching that would stop attending church when she was visibly pregnant. She told my mother she couldn't stand to enter church with everyone looking at her with proof positive that she had had sex.
Isn't her wedding ring proof positive that she's had sex?
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Hello,
I remember various times being counseled to pray together before you have sex. Sex was elevated to a spiritual act and that it was something couples ought to do in order to bring them closer to each other and to God. I'm not sure why some here are saying that prayer before sex is unknown to them. Weird. Guess I attended a different Mormon church than the one they're attending.
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Dr. Cameron
I remember various times being counseled to pray together before you have sex. Sex was elevated to a spiritual act and that it was something couples ought to do in order to bring them closer to each other and to God. I'm not sure why some here are saying that prayer before sex is unknown to them. Weird. Guess I attended a different Mormon church than the one they're attending.
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Dr. Cameron
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Dr. Shades wrote:Tator wrote:My mother tells of a woman that she sees visiting teaching that would stop attending church when she was visibly pregnant. She told my mother she couldn't stand to enter church with everyone looking at her with proof positive that she had had sex.
Isn't her wedding ring proof positive that she's had sex?
I would think so. I also can't comprehend the shame or embarrassment ending with the presence of the children. Mother is totally baffled.
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