God on his throne

[_Buffalo]

I thought this Mormon god was using a keyboard.....looks, you know, rectangle-shaped.

There's a joke to be made about square pegs and round holes somewhere in there.

[_Some Schmo]

Unwritten Commandment #11
THOU SHALT NOT MAKE LIGHT OF THE HOLY ERECTION! THOU SHALT WORSHIP IT AS YOU WORSHIP ME

Yes, it's important to worship the god head.

[_Some Schmo]

I think it's pretty interesting that all of the linked depictions show god with a big erect penis, but no balls. It seems to me this indicates more importance placed on actual humping than reproduction.

Take that, religious types!

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

Hello,

Why are the drawings so different?

V/R
Dr. Cameron

[_Buffalo]

Hello,

Why are the drawings so different?

V/R
Dr. Cameron

All of them are a little different, but there are certain markers that identify Min - the arm raised to the square, the erect penis, etc.

[_madeleine]

I thought this Mormon god was using a keyboard.....looks, you know, rectangle-shaped.

There's a joke to be made about square pegs and round holes somewhere in there.

Problem #2....the rectangle is coming out of his belly button.

[_Buffalo]

Problem #2....the rectangle is coming out of his belly button.

Yes, that's some sloppy work.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

Pearl of Great Price, marked and explained by Joseph Smith as figure 7:

Represents God sitting upon his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Key-words of the Priesthood; as, also, the sign of the Holy Ghost unto Abraham, in the form of a dove.

Why does God have an erection?


Celestial Viagra?