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Why does God have an erection?
He apparently has a bird fetish.
God on his throne
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_DarkHelmet
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Re: God on his throne
He apparently has a bird fetish.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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Re: God on his throne
I think "Min" (the god with an erect penis) is a perfect representation of the "god" of Joseph Smith and MOST of the Mormon men "I" knew.
Back in 1979 an anti-Mormon woman told me "Mormon leaders worship their own penises". I almost slapped her. 32 years later, I would apologize to the woman if I ever saw her again, saying: "Gee, you were right!"
Back in 1979 an anti-Mormon woman told me "Mormon leaders worship their own penises". I almost slapped her. 32 years later, I would apologize to the woman if I ever saw her again, saying: "Gee, you were right!"
Buffalo wrote:Pearl of Great Price, marked and explained by Joseph Smith as figure 7:Represents God sitting upon his throne, revealing through the heavens the grand Key-words of the Priesthood; as, also, the sign of the Holy Ghost unto Abraham, in the form of a dove.
Why does God have an erection?
Oh, because that's Min, the Egyptian fertility god.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Min_%28god%29
Suddenly Mormon Polygamy makes more sense. The God of Mormonism is a fertility god with a permanently erect penis. This explains so much of Joseph Smith's later history.
It looks like Min a.k.a. the God of Abraham is actually black, though. He must have been miffed at that whole keeping blacks out of temples and the priesthood thing.
