Elder Holland wins an Oscar for this!

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Recent vid on the apparently pandemic porn problem with males of the LDS faith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQ5dPeixdw

at 1:25 Holland is able to turn on the crackly wavey voice for dramatic effect.

He should get some kind of award for this performance!

A sad emotional voice of an official apostle of TCOJCOLDS is powerful --at least among the believers..

[_daheshism]

I used to tell Mormon bishops about how so many attractive Mormon women were rejecting Mormon men and marrying rich gentile men, they would say: "Well, WHO gave them that urge?"

They wanted me to say "God, so if God gave them that URGE...then it must be ok and God-ordained~"

But, I would say: "Who gave men the URGE to look at porn?"

The fools would become speechless...literally speechless.

Recent vid on the apparently pandemic porn problem with males of the LDS faith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQ5dPeixdw

at 1:25 Holland is able to turn on the crackly wavey voice for dramatic effect.

He should get some kind of award for this performance!

A sad emotional voice of an official apostle of TCOJCOLDS is powerful --at least among the believers..

[_Lucretia MacEvil]

Recent vid on the apparently pandemic porn problem with males of the LDS faith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQ5dPeixdw

at 1:25 Holland is able to turn on the crackly wavey voice for dramatic effect.

He should get some kind of award for this performance!

A sad emotional voice of an official apostle of TCOJCOLDS is powerful --at least among the believers..

I found the video touching (being no fan of porn myself) until the part where the wife is lying in bed with her back to him ... I then kind of expected the counterpart would be them lying in bed together and a little G-rated foreplay getting started, but no, they are kneeling on the floor finishing their prayer and sharing a chaste kiss (what are they wearing? Street clothes or pj's, can't tell) ... suspect their sex life may be a little lacking ... I'm still no fan of porn, but feeling a little more sympathy for the situation.

[_Joseph]

Holland won't get the award, he is not a SAG member.

[_why me]

Recent vid on the apparently pandemic porn problem with males of the LDS faith:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQ5dPeixdw

at 1:25 Holland is able to turn on the crackly wavey voice for dramatic effect.

He should get some kind of award for this performance!

A sad emotional voice of an official apostle of TCOJCOLDS is powerful --at least among the believers..

Holland was right. I suppose that this message must have hit you hard.

[_why me]

I found the video touching (being no fan of porn myself) until the part where the wife is lying in bed with her back to him ... I then kind of expected the counterpart would be them lying in bed together and a little G-rated foreplay getting started, but no, they are kneeling on the floor finishing their prayer and sharing a chaste kiss .

Feminine porn does stress foreplay.

[_Fifth Columnist]

Someone should do a parody of the video with Joseph and Fanny. The video would start with Emma throwing a pregnant Fanny out of her house in the middle of the night. It would then flash back to the day Joseph and Emma hired her (everyone is happy). The next scene would show a split screen. Both sides would begin with Joseph noticing how lovely Fanny is. The bright screen full of warm reds and yellows would show Joseph turning away from temptation and joining Emma in bed. The shadowed blue screen would show Joseph closing the door to Emma's bedroom and beginning to flirt with Fanny. This would go on and on just like the Mormonmessages video except with a replay of the Joseph Fanny incident (oh, the shadowed version could even show a glimpse through the crack in the barn wall!). Now that's the video I want to see.

[_keithb]

Someone should do a parody of the video with Joseph and Fanny. The video would start with Emma throwing a pregnant Fanny out of her house in the middle of the night. It would then flash back to the day Joseph and Emma hired her (everyone is happy). The next scene would show a split screen. Both sides would begin with Joseph noticing how lovely Fanny is. The bright screen full of warm reds and yellows would show Joseph turning away from temptation and joining Emma in bed. The shadowed blue screen would show Joseph closing the door to Emma's bedroom and beginning to flirt with Fanny. This would go on and on just like the Mormonmessages video except with a replay of the Joseph Fanny incident (oh, the shadowed version could even show a glimpse through the crack in the barn wall!). Now that's the video I want to see.

To quote Captain Picard:

"Make it so."

[_sethpayne]

Holland won't get the award, he is not a SAG member.

Joseph, aren't you a member of the Film Actors Guild?

[_Joseph]

Nope, not currently a member.