Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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consiglieri wrote:
Buffalo wrote:The modern church now teaches that it's just the plain vanilla HG. Imma go with that.


And I think you would be entitled to do so.


I'll leave the light on.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri


I wish I could say something like, "I'll bring the beers," but I follow the modern word of wisdom (ie no alcohol or coffee, but plenty of red meat). So I guess, I'll bring the burgers!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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Buffalo wrote:I wish I could say something like, "I'll bring the beers," but I follow the modern word of wisdom (ie no alcohol or coffee, but plenty of red meat). So I guess, I'll bring the burgers!


My pad will have weekly barbeques on Family Home Evening for all inhabitants of a lower order.

Just be sure to use the private elevator.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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consiglieri wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I wish I could say something like, "I'll bring the beers," but I follow the modern word of wisdom (ie no alcohol or coffee, but plenty of red meat). So I guess, I'll bring the burgers!


My pad will have weekly barbeques on Family Home Evening for all inhabitants of a lower order.

Just be sure to use the private elevator.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri


I'll bring the lemonade and my daughter is bringing lawn chairs.

Oh wait... we're going to be in the Terrestial Kingdom, 7325 WhattaBitch Rd... what do you anticipate your address will be?
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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consiglieri wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I wish I could say something like, "I'll bring the beers," but I follow the modern word of wisdom (ie no alcohol or coffee, but plenty of red meat). So I guess, I'll bring the burgers!


My pad will have weekly barbeques on Family Home Evening for all inhabitants of a lower order.

Just be sure to use the private elevator.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri


Don't worry, I won't scare the chapel Mormons :D
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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harmony wrote:
I'll bring the lemonade and my daughter is bringing lawn chairs.

Oh wait... we're going to be in the Terrestial Kingdom, 7325 WhattaBitch Rd... what do you anticipate your address will be?



Actually, I think the real scene is going to be the Telestial kingdom. Think about all those famous musicians and movie stars. Maybe we should move the barbecue there.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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harmony wrote:I'll bring the lemonade and my daughter is bringing lawn chairs.

Oh wait... we're going to be in the Terrestial Kingdom, 7325 WhattaBitch Rd... what do you anticipate your address will be?


111 ImtheBest Avenue.

You can Google directions.

Gather round, children.
All are welcome.
All welcome.



All the Best!

--Consiglieri
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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consiglieri wrote:Gather round, children.
All are welcome.
All welcome.


Isn't that what the old woman said to Hansel and Gretal?
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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It is noticeable that nobody has given a credible opposing interpretation of the scripture since it was first posted on Monday.

Nehor has given the gospel according to Nehor but no official references, no official apologetics.

Nothing

*crickets*
'Church pictures are not always accurate' (The Nehor May 4th 2011)

Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
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I think most OrthoMos would prefer that the entire D&C 132 would just go away.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: Sorry true believers - I'm crashing your Celestial party

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harmony wrote:
consiglieri wrote:Gather round, children.
All are welcome.
All welcome.


Isn't that what the old woman said to Hansel and Gretal?


I was thinking more along the lines of Poltergeist.


This house has many hearts.



All the Best!

--Consiglieri
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
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