Runtu wrote:They used to have pretty good Navajo Tacos at the CougarEat. I'm sure if I tried hard enough, I could make that into a sexual metaphor. LOL
Runtu, that is disgusting. You have crossed the line, sir! It's one thing to joke about "burritos" and "gorditas" but it's not acceptable to discuss a "Navajo Taco". Please take your Navajo Taco talk to the Telestial Forum.
I was more of a Taco Salad fan when I dined at the CougarEat. I have to agree with Everybody Wang Chung that you crossed the line with the Navajo Taco. Everyone knows the food of the Lamanite is already dirty enough without making a sexual innuendo out of it. Besides I heard that the Navajo Taco made at BYU was more White and Delightsome than Navajo Tacos made at other locations. ;)
Nah, they just sound like typical BYU grads. Clinton would have fit in well at BYU.
Straight is the gate and narrow is the way and few there be who find it. Yes, that was a double entendre.
I guess I was what you would call a gatekeeper and locksmith. Anyway Soaking is what some students are doing at BYU now. At least that is what TMZ reported (and was backed up by personal account from current BYU students) if you believe what you hear on Sirius.
by the way You can also add John Ensign (Nevada Senator) Larry Craig (Idaho Senator) and Newt Gingrich to the list of those that would also fit in well at BYU
In the Old World it is called carezza. It has longer history than Mormonism itself. Google it then make an experiment with Your sealed partner (or partnerS if You are FLDS).
It is enjoyable even if You fault after ten minutes... As far as I know, there is no First Presidency Declaration against it.
Disclaimer: The definition uses the expression "man demonstrates self-control". One must know - and apply - this principle.
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a friend (seriously this was a friend and not me...I did not graduate early morning seminary so I could not go to BYU) of mine at BYU told me about the "chastity" talk given by his Bishop. Apparently the Bishop was tired of all the immoral and stupid excuses. To the extent that during the talk he had to be explicit like "It is still sexual intercourse if you are wearing a condom". And similar things. Another person I know, her SP, added his own questions to the Temple Interview, very specific questions concerning specifics acts the question went beyond "Do you live the law of Chasity" and went into specific acts. Even if the person said "Yes" to living the Law of Chasity.
Ah BYU...dry humping, NCMO's and weekend marriages in Vegas.
whats to point of marinating meat if you aren't going to sloosh it around and make sure it is evenly covered....stooopid BYU kids.
That is hilarious, I have heard some crazy stories about "soaking" or what the kids at BYU Idaho like to call it, "docking". To make things even more odd, I have a friend that told me a story about a group of BYU-I students participating in an activity called "gazing". This is where a few guys and a few girls get together for family home evening on a Monday night, take their clothes off, and stare at each others' naked bodies. I'm not joking. This really happens. Students have been kicked out of BYU-I because of people walking in on a group of kids gazing, and later confessing to bishops. I have also heard of a few true stories of people soaking or docking. The things people do to try and justify their sexual desires.
Wow, all I got from going to the U was a great education, adult sexual relationships, life-long friendships, lasting intellectual curiosity, joie de vivre and some of the best years of my life.
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Blixa wrote:Wow, all I got from going to the U was a great education, adult sexual relationships, life-long friendships, lasting intellectual curiosity, joie de vivre and some of the best years of my life.
You are clearly missing out.
H.
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DaKing wrote:Soaking (a creative substitute for sex). I was listening to TMZ the other day on Sirius Radio and they were talking about Soaking.
I hadn't heard of it but they said that BYU student would Soak as a substitute for sex. They then defined soaking as when a man puts his sausage in the oven and lets it marinate without moving it.
After I finished laughing, my first thought was not to believe it. I went to BYU and although I did get into some petting situations, it was hard to move my female companions much beyond second base without guilt coming in.
Then some students admitted that soaking does happen on the campus now and that they didn't view it as sexual intercouse because neither partner was moving once penetration was made.
A few BYU students from my generation (early 90's) did call in to say that back in their day they resorted to hand jobs to avoid sex and that was considered not crossing the line to getting married in the temple.
Anyway wondering if anyone else heard the TMZ show or know about Soaking from your associations in the church?
Former BYU grad here - also early 90s.
I've never heard of soaking, but "dry humping", a.k.a. "levi lovin" was in vogue when I was there.
I did it numerous times with my GF. All those years of Mormon programming did induce a sense of guilt and I confessed to the bishop.
Attending BYU is one of my regrets of growing up Mormon. Despite the good education, I wish I would have had more of the typical party / sex opportunities of the college experience.
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