Soaking at BYU

[_Jonah]

"...told me about the "chastity" talk given by his Bishop. Apparently the Bishop was tired of all the immoral and stupid excuses."

Haaa haa, this reminded me of my BYU Branch towards the end of my freshman year. When the sacrament tray was passed, it would go up and down the row, person-to-person, untouched. It was quite a sight to behold. In fact, I think the bread tray was returned with more bread than what it went out with.

Docking? Soaking? Gazing? WTF!!!!! I am soooooooo glad that I had a nice, sweet, beautiful, nasty, horny, away from home for the first time, wanting to try everything her TBM mother taught her not to do, nymphomaniac girlfriend who just wanted to f**k several times a night. Being a strong, virile, 18 year old, I was more than happy to oblige. The BEST education I had at BYU. I was still plagued by "Mormon-think" though. The whole time I was trying to figure out how I was going to rationalize my activities away prior to my mission interviews.

[_Wisdom Seeker]

Perhaps I am old-school, back in my day at BYU my girl and I didn't do docking, carezza, gazing or soaking. We just did a lot of pushing.

[_cinepro]

If we had patron saints in the Church, Apostle Albert Carrington would be the patron saint of "soaking":

Go to 14:30 in this podcast to find out why (Albert's whole story starts at 11:30)...

https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/shop/p ... ct_id=1073

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

If we had patron saints in the Church, Apostle Albert Carrington would be the patron saint of "soaking"

Cinepro,

Do you mind if I use that quote for my sig line?

[_malkie]

I guess I was what you would call a gatekeeper and locksmith. Anyway Soaking is what some students are doing at BYU now. At least that is what TMZ reported (and was backed up by personal account from current BYU students) if you believe what you hear on Sirius.

by the way You can also add John Ensign (Nevada Senator) Larry Craig (Idaho Senator) and Newt Gingrich to the list of those that would also fit in well at BYU

You are treading on - or at least pretty close to - Wade's territory - beware!

[_3sheets2thewind]

If we had patron saints in the Church, Apostle Albert Carrington would be the patron saint of "soaking":

Go to 14:30 in this podcast to find out why (Albert's whole story starts at 11:30)...

https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/shop/p ... ct_id=1073

Shall we have contest?

Best design for medallion and separately a statue for "Patron Saint of Soaking" (I tend to prefer "Patron Saint of the sexually re tar ded" but that might not be PC)

[_Morley]

Golly, I guess I misunderstood when my step brother told me he'd been "soaking in the hot tub" with his girlfriend.

[_3sheets2thewind]

Brings a whole new meaning to game "quiet waters, still waters".

I wonder if some traded off on who was going to sin, like, the person on top could move and therefore the sin of premarital sex was on the that person.

[_cinepro]

If we had patron saints in the Church, Apostle Albert Carrington would be the patron saint of "soaking"

Cinepro,

Do you mind if I use that quote for my sig line?

Unless you know what "soaking" is (and I didn't until this thread), and who Apostle Carrington was, I'm not sure the quote makes any sense.

[_Buffalo]

If we had patron saints in the Church, Apostle Albert Carrington would be the patron saint of "soaking":

Go to 14:30 in this podcast to find out why (Albert's whole story starts at 11:30)...

https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/shop/p ... ct_id=1073

Ha! It's not sex if you pull out. Classic! I guess that makes sense, given the extreme legalism of Mormonism. He thought he found a legalistic loophole. Pun intended.