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Scottie wrote:Ever tried to tell someone who has had a night terror/hallucination that it was just a night terror/hallucination?

It's almost as difficult as telling a Mormon that their spiritual experience was created by their brain and not the holy ghost.


I had a really monumental sleep paralysis episode one time. Multiple things going on, including a trip up the "tunnel" to the other side.

I realize now that it was just my own subconsciousness playing out, but it's easy to see why someone might take that as real.
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Quasimodo wrote:I had a really monumental sleep paralysis episode one time. Multiple things going on, including a trip up the "tunnel" to the other side.

I realize now that it was just my own subconsciousness playing out, but it's easy to see why someone might take that as real.

I have too.

I can remember a specific example in college where I woke up in absolute terror and saw demonic eyes at the edge of my bed. It was damn real.

There was another time I woke up, in the same kind of panicked terror, and I could hear alien ships outside! In the morning, I realized it was just the train passing by blowing it's horn, but it was sure real.
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Jonah wrote:As the rest of the seminary class sat spellbound with their jaws on the floor, I raised my hand and asked "Why didn't you just raise your arm to the square at the beginning and save yourself from an all night ass kicking?"

You could've also reminded him that, according to the LDS Church's own doctrine, demons don't have bodies and thus can't wrestle.
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Scottie wrote:
Quasimodo wrote:I had a really monumental sleep paralysis episode one time. Multiple things going on, including a trip up the "tunnel" to the other side.

I realize now that it was just my own subconsciousness playing out, but it's easy to see why someone might take that as real.

I have too.

I can remember a specific example in college where I woke up in absolute terror and saw demonic eyes at the edge of my bed. It was damn real.

There was another time I woke up, in the same kind of panicked terror, and I could hear alien ships outside! In the morning, I realized it was just the train passing by blowing it's horn, but it was sure real.


The sound! When I woke up from that dream I couldn't move. It was almost like I had to re-enter my body to gain control.

The most amazing thing was the sound I heard when I awoke. It sounded like a bulldozer was tearing off the side of my house.

I asked a Hindu doctor friend about it the next day. He smiled and said it was the sound of the universe (whatever that means).
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International Submarine Races

Looks like fun, Jonah.

You are so lucky that they had submarine races near where you were living. On the West coast of Scotland, where I grew up (or at least spent my youth) we had part of the US Polaris submarine fleet stationed, but they didn't race as far as I know.
















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Brazil is a HOTBED for the practice of Umbanda and Candomble, African religions which seek to conjure up "gods" (i.e. demons) that include Damballah, the "snake" god.

I had a very similar situation once when a little demon about 3 feet tall flew through my window and landed at the foot of my bed, barely looking over the end of my bed. I was about to say: "You're GOT to be KIDDING ME!" when the thing jumped on my chest faster than any leopard could do, and I was paralysed with fear. I prayed, and the pressure on my chest went away in a few minutes. Very scary.



Everybody Wang Chung wrote:I was on CougarBoard and found a few threads where posters talk about their scary experiences with demons. I’ve attached a few of the stories below.

These were just a few of many stories of battling and exorcising demons. It is a cultural phenomenon in the Church, not just with Nehor.

Nehor's experience battling his demons would fit in superbly with the CougarBoarders comments and stories. When I read these posts, I can quite easily see people I know from Church assuming the lead protagonist roles within the stories.

It’s a curious thing why such matters are prevalent – or at least not uncommon – in the Church.

njcoug wrote:1. In my mission in brazil, I was on a split w/ another missionary who had ended up spending the night after my comp's baptismal interview had gone way long. I was sleeping, when I felt a bone chilling cold in my sleep and heard the other missionary scream like a girl. The other companionship came running into our room and asked him what happened. He had the look of death on his face and his teeth were chattering. When he finally gathered himself, he said that he felt a cold come about the room and he pulled the his sheets tighter. Just then, his sheet was pulled off from the bottom of his feet and he saw some sort of Demonic creature at his feet laughing at him. The creature then jumped on the walls and on our celing and that was when he started screaming.
The apartment was a new missionary apartment that had never been blessed. We blessed it that night.

2. Also mission and this happened to another missionary. He had a brazilian comp. Who the president told him to be careful with. One night, the American missionary went to take a leak. He was mid-stream when he heard footsteps behind him and turned his head to see his Brazilian comp behind him coming towards him w/ a raised arm and large knife in hand. The American, whipped around, still mid-stream, raised his right hand to the square and expulsed a demon out of the brazilian. The american said the brazilian then fell over like a statute on his back. He thought he had killed the brazillian.


sakar12 wrote:As a missionary in Russia, we were teaching a family that was nearing baptism. One night, after praying hard for the mother since she was holding back more than the son, I awoke with a feeling that something was very, very wrong. Then I heard the words "the demons are coming" screaming running over and over in my mind. I promptly "said a prayer" and felt peace, but I awoke again about an hour later with the same thoughts--"the demons are coming." After a third time of this, something told me the demons weren't coming for me or my comp, but for Olga and her son, so I immediately got down on my knees and prayed that she would be protected. As soon as we could the next morning, we rushed over to her house to make sure everything was okay. As soon as she saw us she said "the strangest thing happened to me last night. I awoke in the middle of the night with a terrible feeling, but then a peaceful feeling, and then I heard a voice calling to me from the kitchen. It was saying my name. I got out of bed to investigate, and when I reached the kitchen I realized it was your voice, Elder Sakar12. And it sounded like a prayer--I think you were praying for me"


zak wrote:My sister's friend left and I noticed that my sister was acting a little weird because she started telling me and one of my sisters about stuff that you shouldn't talk to 8 and 10 year old kids about. Anyway, it wasn't long until my parents got home, and the craziest thing I ever experienced in my life happened. My dad walked in the door and as soon as he did my sister ran into her bedroom. My dad could instantly feel an evil presence and, knowing that my sister had questionable friends, he went to go into my sister's bedroom.

My dad had to physically force the bedroom door to open and when he did, there was my sister sitting in a chair in the middle of her room (I have goosebumps as I write this) looking all freaky. My dad said Sue (not her real name)what are you doing, and in an evil devilish voice, staring with these crazy eyes, the voice said that he wasn't Sue and that he now owned this body. Suddenly, I kid you not, stuff started flying around in the room and my sister, sitting on her chair, started to float in the room. My dad physically grabbed my sister and pulled her off the chair. Now keep this in mind, my dad was 6'2' 240 lbs at the time and my sister was 5'1 90 lbs tops. My dad could not drag her out of her room, and it was so crazy because this voice was screaming I have to stay in this room, I am not letting you take me out of this room.


m4t4 wrote:The day before I was going to get my endowments out to go on my mission, my dad set his temple recommend on his dresser by his alarm clock. That evening, as he was getting ready to go to bed he went to put his temple recommend into his wallet, but it wasn't there. He couldn't find it. He called our bishop, who lived next door, and our bishop had my dad ride with him to the church to his office to perform an interview, then they were going to cruise over to the stake-presidents and get it taken care of that night. While they were in the bishop's office at the church, the lights to his office went out and they couldn't get them to come on. My bishop said, c'mon, lets go and they went and did the interview in the car. They then went to the stake presidents and got my dad his recommend. As they were driving back, passing the church, the lights to the bishop's office were back on. My bishop told my dad that Satan himself had been in there and had turned off the lights and didn't want the interview to take place.


And, my favorite:

We go to our room which was on the back side of the house, facing the pasture we had behind our place. A neighbor ran lots of cattle back there. We had a back window that faced back there and I distinctly remember laying down to go to sleep and looking out the window - seeing a nearly-full moon and thinking how bright it was outside. I fell asleep pretty quickly - but not for long. I woke up with a start with my little brother shaking me - he could not talk he was scared so bad. He just kept pointing towards the window and shaking me. I get up to look and I don't see anything so I take him to get my Dad. My Dad gives him a blessing and he calms down, but we're wondering why my brother was pointing towards the window.

So, my dad gives me a shotgun and sits me in the front room. He takes another gun and locks the door behind him to go check in the backyard with a floodlight that we had. That was the longest 10 minutes in my young life - waiting there for my dad... thinking how I could muster the courage to blow whatever away that might have gotten my Dad...

I remember him walking back through the door - white as a sheet and locking the door securely - going for the phone and calling the cops. He would not tell us what he saw, just said that we'd be safe inside and we said a prayer. We did not sleep that much that night.

In the morning we went out back and saw cow remains scattered all over our backyard. Some of them in strange configurations - the sexual organs hung up on trees right outside our bedroom window.

To this day, my brother cannot go to sleep without lights on - he's 31 years old - he swears that the things doing the butchering he saw that night were other-worldly. I don't know what it was, but it was definitely the closest I had come to pure evil in my short life...
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daheshism wrote:Brazil is a HOTBED for the practice of Umbanda and Candomble, African religions which seek to conjure up "gods" (i.e. demons) that include Damballah, the "snake" god.

I had a very similar situation once when a little demon about 3 feet tall flew through my window and landed at the foot of my bed, barely looking over the end of my bed. I was about to say: "You're GOT to be KIDDING ME!" when the thing jumped on my chest faster than any leopard could do, and I was paralysed with fear. I prayed, and the pressure on my chest went away in a few minutes. Very scary.


Darrick,

Are you serious about the 3 foot demon? Who did you pray to in order to vanquish the little guy?
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5 minutes of Darrick would cause even the vilest demon to flee in terror.
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Everything I have written in Mormon Discussions, from the very beginning, is 100% TRUTH!

Yes, and I was awake when the thing flew through the window, which was closed. It was pitch black, blacker than the blackest of black, and had a black "veil" over its head. I could see no eyes.

This was not sleep paralysis, because I had not yet been to sleep that night.

About three weeks after that, I was walking TV in the living room with my mother and grandmother, then heard something in the hallway. My dog (his name was "Mr. Honey-bunch-bunns") ran to where he could see in the hallway, then his eyes went HUGE and he started backing up and barking franktically. I rushed over, and saw nobody in the hall. He kept barking and backing up, looking at nothing.


Everybody Wang Chung wrote:
daheshism wrote:Brazil is a HOTBED for the practice of Umbanda and Candomble, African religions which seek to conjure up "gods" (i.e. demons) that include Damballah, the "snake" god.

I had a very similar situation once when a little demon about 3 feet tall flew through my window and landed at the foot of my bed, barely looking over the end of my bed. I was about to say: "You're GOT to be KIDDING ME!" when the thing jumped on my chest faster than any leopard could do, and I was paralysed with fear. I prayed, and the pressure on my chest went away in a few minutes. Very scary.


Darrick,

Are you serious about the 3 foot demon? Who did you pray to in order to vanquish the little guy?
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