http://www.sonsofhelaman.org/?p=home
Just curious as to people's thoughts on this.
Sons of Helaman
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_beefcalf
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Re: Sons of Helaman
The church instills the guilt, and for only twenty bucks an hour, the Sons of Helaman 'Whack-Stop' program can make the guilt go away... yay.
eschew obfuscation
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
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_3sheets2thewind
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Re: Sons of Helaman
what is a masturbation addiction?
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_Fiannan
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Re: Sons of Helaman
3sheets2thewind wrote:what is a masturbation addiction?
From what I gather from their website, and this is just my interpretation, if you ever masturbated, and you might do it again, then you are addicted to it.
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_beefcalf
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Re: Sons of Helaman
I think this is actually a step forward...
This organization of forward-thinking Latter-Day Saints are openly admitting that Priesthood Blessings do not work.
This organization of forward-thinking Latter-Day Saints are openly admitting that Priesthood Blessings do not work.
eschew obfuscation
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
"I'll let you believers in on a little secret: not only is the LDS church not really true, it's obviously not true." -Sethbag
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_Fiannan
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Re: Sons of Helaman
beefcalf wrote:I think this is actually a step forward...
This organization of forward-thinking Latter-Day Saints are openly admitting that Priesthood Blessings do not work.
If sex is a God-given gift to human beings, how can you bless that into some sort of remission?
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_DarkHelmet
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Re: Sons of Helaman
The real sons of Helamen got so much tail they didn't need to masturbate.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775