Mastication makes you fat

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_just me
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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Quasimodo wrote:
just me wrote:I'm gonna have a popsicle and tie my hands up while I lick it.


I'm seeing a whole new side to you, just me. What flavor?


Mmm, creamsicle.
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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I was really wondering what kind of new study had linked chewing to weight gain.
Instead, I was Packer-rolled.
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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Im ashamed I started this post.
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie

And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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I'm going back to celestial haha where the true holy ones reside.
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie

And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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I'm pretty sure this thread has remained celestial.
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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In the celestial I'm sure there would be no reason for mastication. Plenty of hot chicks to around.
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie

And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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dogmatic wrote:In the celestial I'm sure there would be no reason for mastication. Plenty of hot chicks to around.


I think there will be more popsicles and brats. (oops, not brats...I can't spell. Whatever, is that how you spell bratwurst when you just say brawwwts???) LOL You guys make me crazy, it is not my fault.
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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Mark 12:25 and 1 Corinthians 7 it's a whole discussion on marriage but dies say twice that it's better not to have sexual relations or marriage.

Oops wrong post. I'm in the celestial now but apparently I'm drawn to the telestial cause of all the dirty talk.
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie

And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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dogmatic wrote:In the celestial I'm sure there would be no reason for mastication. Plenty of hot chicks to around.

If there's no mastication, I assume these hot chicks are dressed in nurse uniforms and administer I.V. dinners--nutrients so processed, you don't even have to swallow.


honorentheos wrote:I was really wondering what kind of new study had linked chewing to weight gain.
Instead, I was Packer-rolled.

lol. Packer-rolled. I love it.

I thought the tying hands to a bedframe thing was from Mark Peterson.
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Re: Mastication makes you fat

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asbestosman wrote:
dogmatic wrote:In the celestial I'm sure there would be no reason for mastication. Plenty of hot chicks to around.

If there's no mastication, I assume these hot chicks are dressed in nurse uniforms and administer I.V. dinners--nutrients so processed, you don't even have to swallow.


honorentheos wrote:I was really wondering what kind of new study had linked chewing to weight gain.
Instead, I was Packer-rolled.

lol. Packer-rolled. I love it.

I thought the tying hands to a bedframe thing was from Mark Peterson.


It was a prophet. http://leon1.tripod.com/overcome.html
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie

And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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