asbestosman wrote:
I thought the tying hands to a bedframe thing was from Mark Peterson.
You're right. :) But Packer-rolled sounds so much better.
Mastication makes you fat
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You're right. :) But Packer-rolled sounds so much better.
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Since this teaching is inspired by god I for one vote that we add a book to the Bible, to the cannon, with this timeless wisdom. Please help me in petitioning for the book of self control.
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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dogmatic wrote:Since this teaching is inspired by god I for one vote that we add a book to the Bible, to the cannon, with this timeless wisdom. Please help me in petitioning for the book of self control.
Can't we just canonize the Song of Solomon instead?
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Amen. Gave me chills when you said this because how wounderful is our god that he would allow us to celebrate sex to it's utmost. Most cults play down sex and condem it but our god gives us accounts of very sensual oral and otherwise sex. I love tht this book is in our Bible and read it often to get new ideas with my wife ;)
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
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I dunno. I'm thinking we should canonize the Kama Sutra instead if we're looking for ideas.
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asbestosman wrote:I dunno. I'm thinking we should canonize the Kama Sutra instead if we're looking for ideas.
Why not just go with The Joy of Sex?
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just me wrote:Why not just go with The Joy of Sex?
Because I haven't read it yet, unlike . . . uh, nevermind.
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I've read them all and find the song much more erotic
..must make sacrifice of his own life to atone. for the blood of Christ alone under certain circumstances will not avail." - Bruce R. McConkie
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).
And so I tell you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven, … Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man (a.k.a., Jesus) will be forgiven (Matthew 12:31-32).