Three Nephite Sighting?

[_just me]

I was thinking about it. I don't think they are celibate. They have all been together for 2000 years....

[_Two of Three]

Wait.

Have the 3 Nephites been celibate for 2000 years?

*sheds a tear for them*

Don't worry. While we "tarry" our wives don't. 2000 years adds up to a lot of time with the ladies.

[_Quasimodo]

Wait.

Have the 3 Nephites been celibate for 2000 years?

*sheds a tear for them*

Don't worry. While we "tarry" our wives don't. 2000 years adds up to a lot of time with the ladies.

You guys must have come up with some fantastic pick up lines over the last 2000 years. Care to share?

[_just me]

Don't worry. While we "tarry" our wives don't. 2000 years adds up to a lot of time with the ladies.

You guys must have come up with some fantastic pick up lines over the last 2000 years. Care to share?

I bet they would have great tips. They should join our next sex riot.

[_zeezrom]

Don't worry. While we "tarry" our wives don't. 2000 years adds up to a lot of time with the ladies.

Jesus didn't make your wives immortal too? How rude!

Another strike against Heavenly Father.

[_Two of Three]

You guys must have come up with some fantastic pick up lines over the last 2000 years. Care to share?

That's more One of Three's territory. He rocks all the standards:

"Hey you look white and delightsome. Have you got a little Nephite in you? No? Want some?"

"That ain't no Maquahuitl, baby, that's all me!"

"Hey, I got more ziff than Zelph! Wanna come back to my place and unroll some papyrus?"

"I'm hung like a curelom. After a night with me, you'll be calling me, "Min."

"I think I saw you in my peepstone. Wanna get sealed?"

"I asked the Liahona to point out the hottest chick in the room and it pointed to you."

"Wanna go watch the Jaredite barge races?"

Yeah, he hears "adieu," a lot, but when you never taste of death, you're playing the long game.

[_DarkHelmet]

I understand the three frequent Mom's café in Salina, Utah, where they always order the scones with honey butter.

I think it's a little sad that the Three Nephites don't have their own holiday. Santa does, the Eastern Bunny does, even the Great Pumpkin does.

I'm thinking Joseph Smith's birthday (December 23) would work well. An extra day off around Xmas.

Or we could use their real birthdays, that way we could have 3 holidays.