Be honest--the brass nipples...too much? And does this dress make my butt look big?
Add Your Caption to Scripture Pictures
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_Corpsegrinder
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Be honest--the brass nipples...too much? And does this dress make my butt look big?
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_Morley
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Um no, that's just my other sword.
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_Corpsegrinder
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Who farted?
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_Some Schmo
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Of course I can hook ya up, ladies. My dad is god. C'mon... let's go turn some water to wine and get this party started.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_DarkHelmet
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Oliver, if I catch you trying to peek over at these plates one more time, I will have to hang a curtain between us.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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_DarkHelmet
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God: This is my beloved son. Hear him.
Joseph Smith (speaking to Jesus): Well, I'm not sure what to say. My name is Joseph Smith. As You heard my Heavenly Father say, I am his beloved son. I was reading the Bible one day and
God: Not you, idiot. He (pointing to Jesus) is my beloved son.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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_Buffalo
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And it came to pass that the Egyptian fertility god Min was promoted to the position of Elohim. And thus we see how polygamy came to pass.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_hatersinmyward
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OUR CARNIVAL MUST NOW TRAVEL BY PLANE!!! SAYETH THE LEAHONA!!!
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_DarkHelmet
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Hows about you ladies join me at my place so I can fill you in?
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die."
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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_Runtu
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Droopy meets a couple of Democrats.