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Post by **_Wisdom Seeker** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:18 pm

Buffalo wrote:

Dad, do we really have to go to church next Sunday? What about your new beard, won't they kick you out?

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:20 pm

Sorry, you can't have the priesthood because you're black. But that's not racist.

Post by **_Buffalo** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:20 pm

"$20 if you guys play 'Spanish Flea' as I'm laying waste to Barcelona."

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:22 pm

Wake up, everyone! The sacrament is here.

Post by **_just me** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:23 pm

God: I've always wanted to blow people away.

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:24 pm

And you get to spend eternity as one of your husband's wives. Won't that be awesome?

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:25 pm

You can change. All it takes is a little faith and trust ... and BYU's electroshock therapy program.

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:27 pm

It's not much. Maybe next time we can sell our gold teeth.

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Dear Brother Dodge ...

Post by **_Runtu** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:33 pm

Project Runway chooses a winner.

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