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Simon Belmont wrote:
DarkHelmet wrote:You see Leon, when you kissed these white girls on the playground you committed a most heinous sin. Negro boys kissing white girls is a concept that is repugnant to normal minded people, like me and Jimmy here. Never plant your Negro seed in a white woman or so help me I will smite you. Now, run along and go be with your own kind so I can set Jimmy apart as a Deacon.


You guys do realize that one of the girls is clearly Asian, right?


Asians were never under the dreaded curse, although If I recall correctly one LDS apostle had some bad words to say about "Chinamen"
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Runtu wrote:
Rambo wrote:Image
Actors - Willing to do anything for money even when it is not believable.


Actually, the woman in this picture was teaching at BYU back when I was in grad school. I don't remember her name, but I remember seeing her in the Humanities building. That's probably her family, but I wouldn't know for sure.


Have you noticed her husband is looking enviously at her moustache...
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Runtu wrote:Image

"Go ye therefore unto all the world, preaching laissez-faire industrial capitalism, mid-twentieth-century social morality, and IBM corporate grooming standards."


Hilarious!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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jon wrote:Have you noticed her husband is looking enviously at her moustache...


That's the one thing I remember about her, the 'stache.
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Image

Waiter, there's a fly in my drink
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:Image

Waiter, there's a fly in my drink


Wife 'there's a hair in my water'
Husband 'yes, and it's pubic...'
'Church pictures are not always accurate' (The Nehor May 4th 2011)

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Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
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Image

Dad, do you honestly expect me to buy this global flood BS?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Image

Whoever has the matching flower has to do anal...
'Church pictures are not always accurate' (The Nehor May 4th 2011)

Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
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Image

Thank you for rescuing me! An evil witch had turned me into a toad!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Martin Harris? What on earth were you thinking? Come on Joseph, hand over the book...
'Church pictures are not always accurate' (The Nehor May 4th 2011)

Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right.
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