My Prophetic dream about my love life as a Mormon

[_Darricks_Roommate]

I also had prophetic dreams.

One dream I had when I was helped by Darrick. I had it three times, which means it was prophetic.

I dreamed I was in a small room, my bedroom, and there were gorgeous young Mormon women (unclothed, by the way) standing around the walls of the room. All about 18 years old and beautiful. Then the Mormon women starting running over and grabbing me, in a hurry. I thought, "I'd better get busy". I ran to one and she took off my shirt, and I went after another and she took off my socks. The other guy in my apartment was just peeking over and ogling a girl, and she blocked his peephole. But when he'd try to take one, she'd beat him up. Finally, my roommate chased a sexy girl to our door and she openned the door and closed it behind her. He quickly opened the door, and a bunch big burly men came out laughing (as burly men do) and chasing Darrick all around. Then I wake up.


And yes...this is exactly what happened in reality.

[_consiglieri]

I suppose everybody is too kind to ask why Mormon girls run from Darrick in real life . . .

Or maybe it's just rhetorical at this point.

[_The Nehor]

Do it for yourself, Derek. Do it for her. But most of all, do it for us, and for the continued sanity of this board.

Far too late to worry about that.

[_Morley]

Do it for yourself, Derek. Do it for her. But most of all, do it for us, and for the continued sanity of this board.

Far too late to worry about that.

Damn, I think you're right.

[_just me]

I suppose everybody is too kind to ask why Mormon girls run from Darrick in real life . . .

Or maybe it's just rhetorical at this point.

Yeah. We've read his posts so we already know. He hates women.

[_Morley]

Yeah. We've read his posts so we already know. He hates women.

Then, time for 'Plan B.'

[_Blixa]

Lol. Three? I have a recurring dream I've had thousands of times. Better yet, my dream came true. I guess that makes me Queen of the Timelords.

[_Quasimodo]

I used to have a recurring dream when I was a kid that I was chased down by the little rabbit puppet from Captain Kangaroo.



Does that count?


All the Best!

--Consiglieri

If you have a rabbit puppet, hidden away in your sock drawer for private moments, then it counts. :)

[_Morley]

If you have a rabbit puppet, hidden away in your sock drawer for private moments, then it counts. :)

[_Yoda]

This rabbit is better: