DarkHelmet wrote:I agree that the stories in the Book of Mormon are simplistic and dumb,
I didn't say that.
and I like your version much better.
My version fits the book as written.
DarkHelmet wrote:I agree that the stories in the Book of Mormon are simplistic and dumb,
and I like your version much better.
The Nehor wrote:[
Ahhhh, so you're one of the morons who took the simplistic view that Shiz and Coriantumr's elite bodyguards going at it to the end meant that everyone else in the nation was dead?
Equality wrote:You mean like the morons who run the LDS church and publish
Book of Mormon Stories"?
Or you could just go to the chapter heading for Ether 15: "Millions of the Jaredites are slain in battle—Shiz and Coriantumr assemble all the people to mortal combat—The Spirit of the Lord ceases to strive with them—The Jaredite nation is utterly destroyed—Only Coriantumr remains."
Yes, I suppose only a moron would read that and think that everyone died except Coriantumr.
What could those morons be thinking?
How ever did they get that impression?
They must be simpletons of the variety who think that words actually mean things.
If only they were brilliant mopologists who know that "horse" means "tapir" and "steel sword" means "obsidian club" and "east" means "north" and now, of course, "millions die" means "one bodyguard fights another bodyguard."
TN, it's wrong to speak evil of the Lord's anointed or to criticize the leaders of the church, even if the criticism is true (calling them "morons" is certainly both).
Brackite wrote:Buffalo wrote:
Could you be more specific? How long before 600 BCE?
Haplogroup X entered the Americas Sometime between 16,000 and 8,000 B.C.E.
The Following information is from the National Center for Biotechnology Information:
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.