I could pretend to be a church member again but..

[_just me]

As soon as you write me my special story. :)

Should I put it in the telestial forum?

Yes, please.

Oh, and I'll probably be up for a drunken riot tomorrow if you're available.

[_Rambo]

Should I put it in the telestial forum?

Yes, please.

Oh, and I'll probably be up for a drunken riot tomorrow if you're available.

Sure! haha

[_stemelbow]

I like to pretend! I have pretended to be sober around Mormons when I am really tipsy. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't...

Well now...how do I know you aren't just pretending that you don't believe the Church is true? Or that you are just pretending that you do believe that you don't believe the Church is true? seeing your affinity for pretending those comments about pornography are probably just you pretending you don't like the Church's comments on that silly (to me) topic. Oh boy...with that said, I don't know if I can buy anything you say--the ultimate poser.(;

[_plunderpunk]

I could pretend to be a church member again but...

...dishonesty is the reason for leaving in the first place.

[_Blixa]

...if I could go back in time and change a few significant things. (You may be surprised, but having Joseph escape the assassin's bullets would be on my list).

[_Rambo]

Well now...how do I know you aren't just pretending that you don't believe the Church is true? Or that you are just pretending that you do believe that you don't believe the Church is true? seeing your affinity for pretending those comments about pornography are probably just you pretending you don't like the Church's comments on that silly (to me) topic. Oh boy...with that said, I don't know if I can buy anything you say--the ultimate poser.(;

haha yup it's all lies stemelbow. I'm actually president Monson possing as Rambo.

[_stemelbow]

I could pretend to be a church member again but...

...dishonesty is the reason for leaving in the first place.

ah hah, says this TBM. We got ya. I knew someone left because he/she was dishonest. (-;

[_stemelbow]

haha yup it's all lies stemelbow. I'm actually president Monson possing as Rambo.

Which Rambo is really just Sylvester Stallone playing a part in a movie to make cash and seek fame (which I hear kinda worked for him). I hope they come out with a new Rambo and cast Pres. Monson in place of that tired old Stallone. I hear that latest Rocky movie was a sad excuse...

[_Rambo]

haha yup it's all lies stemelbow. I'm actually president Monson possing as Rambo.

Which Rambo is really just Sylvester Stallone playing a part in a movie to make cash and seek fame (which I hear kinda worked for him). I hope they come out with a new Rambo and cast Pres. Monson in place of that tired old Stallone. I hear that latest Rocky movie was a sad excuse...

haha that would be freakin awesome. But only to Mormons or exmormons.