A church video fighting porn
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_cinepro
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Re: A church video fighting porn
I propose that the mothers of grooms-to-be interview their future daughters-in-law about modesty.
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_just me
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Re: A church video fighting porn
What.the.“F”.
That has to be the most twisted thing I have ever read...oh wait, no, I've read the Old Testament.
It's right up there, though.
That has to be the most twisted thing I have ever read...oh wait, no, I've read the Old Testament.
It's right up there, though.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
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_just me
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Re: A church video fighting porn
cinepro wrote:I propose that the mothers of grooms-to-be interview their future daughters-in-law about modesty.
Why is it not a conversation that the WOMAN can have with her soon to be lover? WTF??? This is messed up on so many levels.
I can't.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
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_Fiannan
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Re: A church video fighting porn
Father of girl: Bill have you ever looked at porn?
Boyfriend: Well uh sir I uh..
Father: Go ahead, I want honesty from the man who is going to marry my daughter!
Boyfriend: Yes, but it was from your daughter's collection.
Father: What, how dare you!
Boyfriend: It is true sir.
Father: I raised my daughter to never even think of sex.
Boyfriend: Well, she seems to know a lot about it.
Father: Like what? Talk to me young man!
Boyfriend: Well, she had this video downloaded called "Swedish Threesome!"
Father: Is that the one...I mean, what are you saying?
Boyfriend: Your daughter says she would like to try an all female threesome, but only if I said she could.
Father: What the heck!
Boyfriend: It is okay sir, I said we could indulge in her fetish of bondage, and I would even indulge her by dressing up in Victoriaäs Secret...
Father: Get the heck out of my house -- I never want to see you darken my door again!!!
Three months later his daughter elopes with her BYU female room-mate.
Boyfriend: Well uh sir I uh..
Father: Go ahead, I want honesty from the man who is going to marry my daughter!
Boyfriend: Yes, but it was from your daughter's collection.
Father: What, how dare you!
Boyfriend: It is true sir.
Father: I raised my daughter to never even think of sex.
Boyfriend: Well, she seems to know a lot about it.
Father: Like what? Talk to me young man!
Boyfriend: Well, she had this video downloaded called "Swedish Threesome!"
Father: Is that the one...I mean, what are you saying?
Boyfriend: Your daughter says she would like to try an all female threesome, but only if I said she could.
Father: What the heck!
Boyfriend: It is okay sir, I said we could indulge in her fetish of bondage, and I would even indulge her by dressing up in Victoriaäs Secret...
Father: Get the heck out of my house -- I never want to see you darken my door again!!!
Three months later his daughter elopes with her BYU female room-mate.
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: A church video fighting porn
Fiannan wrote:Father of girl: Bill have you ever looked at porn?
Boyfriend: Yes, but it was from your daughter's collection.
LOfreakin'L!!!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley