just me wrote:I still wanna know how Noah got all that food and fresh water on the Ark...enough to last the year they were on it.
I sat here for ten minutes trying to come up with an answer and I just couldn't. The Ark story is BS. And they're building a replica of the BS boat in my state. *tears*
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it. I avoid church religiously. This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MrStakhanovite wrote:I wanna know who was carrying the tape worms.
Superman. He's immortal and flew above the Ark keeping the tapeworm alive in a specimen jar along with small pox, leprosy, and everything else.
Keep picking and you might find a loose end Stak, but not today. Not today sir.
For real: What about scurvy? Did Noah have bleeding gums at the end of the cruise?
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it. I avoid church religiously. This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MrStakhanovite wrote:I wanna know who was carrying the tape worms.
LMAO *wipes tears*
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
just me wrote:I still wanna know how Noah got all that food and fresh water on the Ark...enough to last the year they were on it.
I sat here for ten minutes trying to come up with an answer and I just couldn't. The Ark story is b***s***. And they're building a replica of the b***s*** boat in my state. *tears*
Come on! Manna! They ate manna the whole year. It was delish.
They stood outside with their mouths open wide singin' "ah ah ahaha ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
They had kegs that filled with water for the 40 days of rain. Then, like the widow lady, every time they dipped in there was more to be had!
It was an everloving miracle! Isn't it marvelous!!!
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
just me wrote:Come on! Manna! They ate manna the whole year. It was delish.
They stood outside with their mouths open wide singin' "ah ah ahaha ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
They had kegs that filled with water for the 40 days of rain. Then, like the widow lady, every time they dipped in there was more to be had!
It was an everloving miracle! Isn't it marvelous!!!
I got it. In Harry Potter six there is a cauldron that refills. Before it was corrupted by Lord Voldemort it was used for good on board the J.P.Y Ark.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it. I avoid church religiously. This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
Quasimodo wrote: OK, how long was it covered? It filled up (to cover all the lands) in forty days, how long was it until the tops of the mountains started to show?
In an allegorical story, plants are able to be maintained indefinitely. The real question is why Little Red Riding Hood was unable to discern the wolf from the grandmother despite the forty days of rain.
just me wrote:I still wanna know how Noah got all that food and fresh water on the Ark...enough to last the year they were on it.
I sat here for ten minutes trying to come up with an answer and I just couldn't. The Ark story is b***s***. And they're building a replica of the b***s*** boat in my state. *tears*