Haven't got enough of a sense of humor to participate, but more than enough to enjoy.
This is some very funny (and therapeutic) content.
TD's DCP channeling post was spot on - an elegant confirmation that "Poe's Law" can indeed be used to demonstrate the quality of many of DCP's contributions to the discourse on the board.
David Hume: "---Mistakes in philosophy are merely ridiculous, those in religion are dangerous."
DrW: "Mistakes in science are learning opportunities and are eventually corrected."
tana39 wrote:The redneck says, feed em in tail first. The TBM says, It must be God's will, let there be cat chips. The anti-Mormon says, how can we pin this on DCP. The PETA activist....throws in the redneck.
Yeah, I know, old joke, different version, still not funny.
tana 39,
Hadn't noticed you here before.
Welcome.
I thought your joke was absolutely appropriate.
David Hume: "---Mistakes in philosophy are merely ridiculous, those in religion are dangerous."
DrW: "Mistakes in science are learning opportunities and are eventually corrected."
As is it's want the anointed continue to regurgitate there ideology clothed in the ivory tower robes of secularism and scientific dogma. The Leftist elite and their ilk go on with there thoroughly debunked claims that there is a materialistic biological root cause in being a kitten and kittens have a nervous system so they have a "right" not to be tossed into wood chippers irrespective of traditional conservative and libertarian principles of autonomy and the Judeo-Christian foundation that throwing kittens into wood chippers is based on. Its yet another indicator that their is no constitutional or logical or moral or doctrinal or conceptual or scientific substance to there mentality and it's debilitating culture of dependency.
But the chickens have come home to roost and have borne there fruit. It is in the free marketplace of ideas that the rubber meets the road instead of the ivory tower of academics with their elitist secular liberal ideology and the courtroom procedure of the Socratic method. Whether kittens qua kittens have a "right" not to be thrown into wood chippers is an issue that should not be decided by the secular elitist secularists who are liberal socialist communists. Indeed, the very notion of kittens being absent from wood chippers is a self-contradiction. The secular communist liberal leftist apostates know this, and that is why it is like shooting fish in a barrel to move the goalposts of their straw men beyond all logical constraints.
When you are ready for an intellectually and philosophically rigorous and serious discussion of tossing kittens into wood chippers let me know. Until then you are stupid. [Insert random reference to 1970's pop culture here.]
Was it Official Church Doctrine, Officially Published in an Official Church Publication, that being the standard?
The anti-kitty chipper choppers are vapid Neo-Orthodox, and I don't care what the term means.
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"And the human knew the source of life, the woman of him, and she conceived and bore Cain, and said, 'I have procreated a man with Yahweh.'" Gen. 4:1, interior quote translated by D. Bokovoy.
Anti-kitten shredders tell a few facts but also tell LIES instead of the ACTUAL TRUTH about tossing "kittens" into wood chippers.
I know all of your LIES because I used to be against tossing kittens into wood chipper's before I "studied" the facts and learned for myself that being against kitten shredding is based on lies, false information, misrepresentation, etc.
Its a proven FACT that liberals and anti-kitten shredders are brain damaged and idiotic. The people who think it is "wrong" to shred kitten's to pieces in a wood chipper are bigots who are basing there decisions on bias, etc. rather than the whole truth.
The people who criticize throwing kittens "into" wood chippers don't tell the whole actual truth but actually "lie's" because being against kitten shredding is all based on lies! SCUM!!! :(
Darth J wrote:As is it's want the anointed continue to regurgitate there ideology clothed in the ivory tower robes of secularism and scientific dogma. The Leftist elite and their ilk go on with there thoroughly debunked claims that there is a materialistic biological root cause in being a kitten and kittens have a nervous system so they have a "right" not to be tossed into wood chippers irrespective of traditional conservative and libertarian principles of autonomy and the Judeo-Christian foundation that throwing kittens into wood chippers is based on. Its yet another indicator that their is no constitutional or logical or moral or doctrinal or conceptual or scientific substance to there mentality and it's debilitating culture of dependency.
But the chickens have come home to roost and have borne there fruit. It is in the free marketplace of ideas that the rubber meets the road instead of the ivory tower of academics with their elitist secular liberal ideology and the courtroom procedure of the Socratic method. Whether kittens qua kittens have a "right" not to be thrown into wood chippers is an issue that should not be decided by the secular elitist secularists who are liberal socialist communists. Indeed, the very notion of kittens being absent from wood chippers is a self-contradiction. The secular communist liberal leftist apostates know this, and that is why it is like shooting fish in a barrel to move the goalposts of their straw men beyond all logical constraints.
When you are ready for an intellectually and philosophically rigorous and serious discussion of tossing kittens into wood chippers let me know. Until then you are stupid. [Insert random reference to 1970's pop culture here.]
Darth J wrote:Anti-kitten shredders tell a few facts but also tell LIES instead of the ACTUAL TRUTH about tossing "kittens" into wood chippers.
I know all of your LIES because I used to be against tossing kittens into wood chipper's before I "studied" the facts and learned for myself that being against kitten shredding is based on lies, false information, misrepresentation, etc.
Its a proven FACT that liberals and anti-kitten shredders are brain damaged and idiotic. The people who think it is "wrong" to shred kitten's to pieces in a wood chipper are bigots who are basing there decisions on bias, etc. rather than the whole truth.
The people who criticize throwing kittens "into" wood chippers don't tell the whole actual truth but actually "lie's" because being against kitten shredding is all based on lies! SCUM!!! :(
Darth, If for no other reason, I enjoyed your bad English in your first post. Must have read it wrong whilst typing. Can we compare throwing kittens into wood chippers to abortionists? Ohhhh, my favorite pro-choice subject. Because not every idiot should give birth, no, wrong way to put it. Every idiot should be sterilized, but maybe not in a wood chipper.