I'm a Mormon mega thread. Your favorite Mormon profile?
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Wow. Poking fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, mental ability. Real gawddamned classy.
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Voting "no" on any future Proposition 8's:
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http://Mormon.org/me/3WCX/JJ/
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LDSToronto wrote:Wow. Poking fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, mental ability. Real gawddamned classy.
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http://Mormon.org/me/4Z46/
About Me
I've gone to college some. My interests include: psycology, socialogy, politics and of cource theology. My hobbies are: bowling, reading, playing video games and billiards. I'm self imployed and right now work as a security officer and a executive ceo.
Why I am a Mormon
Well, Lets see, my mom taught me manners and my dad taght me honor, and my mom told me to find a church with a loving god. I searched many churches and did not find a loving god till I found the church I belong to now.
How I live my faith
I try to do all my hometeaching, help the missionaries and study the Bible often, ever since i been 16.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
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I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
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I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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So how long until faux profiles begin appearing? Also there should be a minimum of 1000 words. I want to read some crazy not the old tropes.
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Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:And, finally, the HOTTEST Member of Mormon.org:
http://Mormon.org/me/3H4W/
Hotter:
http://Mormon.org/me/5GX4/
http://Mormon.org/me/61DK/
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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LDSToronto wrote:Wow. Poking fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, mental ability. Real gawddamned classy.
If you can't poke fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, and mental ability, then just what on earth CAN you poke fun at??
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
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Dr. Shades wrote:LDSToronto wrote:Wow. Poking fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, mental ability. Real gawddamned classy.
If you can't poke fun at people's grammar, intelligence, looks, and mental ability, then just what on earth CAN you poke fun at??
Well, I can certainly remember being set quite a good example by two prominent Mormon intellectuals:
DCP: has poked conspicuous fun at opponents' grammar, intelligence and mental ability. (I can't recall much by way of remarks about looks).
Schryver: has poked fun at opponents' grammar, intelligence and mental ability, PLUS looks in the case of female opponents.
In answer to Shades' question, surely one of the perennial amusements of this board is ridiculing the misuse of 'grammar, intelligence and mental ability' to misrepresent or suppress inconvenient facts that make the LDS apologetic enterprise difficult to sustain?
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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Oh boy, what have I started... In all seriousness, though, it is worth keeping in mind that some of these people might very well be handicapped or not native English speakers. In the other thread I linked to one of these types of profiles simply to suggest that perhaps there wasn't as much screening as I thought. This just seems outright mean.
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Hello,
To be fair it seems like the vast majority of people who post on that site are well-spoken & thoughtful. I think that offsets any nutters.
V/R
Dr. C
To be fair it seems like the vast majority of people who post on that site are well-spoken & thoughtful. I think that offsets any nutters.
V/R
Dr. C
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.