Same crap different conference.. LDS women hate themselves

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_hugh jass
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Same crap different conference.. LDS women hate themselves

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Elder Uberdork tells the women this:

First, forget not to be patient with yourself. "I want to tell you something and I hope you will take it the right way. God is fully aware that you and I are not perfect," he said.

"Let me add: God is fully aware that the people you think are perfect are not."



Same old relief society.
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Re: Same s*** different conference.. LDS women hate themselves

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Jesus Christ look at the comments.

The Relief Society is one of the few bastians of righteousness and safety left in the world. Thank goodness for these conferences that lift us up and give us the courage to face the world each day.
Oh yeah as she pops a couple more anti depressants...

LDS women need to stop staring at their feet. Look outside of your myopic view of the world. Look outside of what you consider a hard life living in suburbia.

Look outside of Utah, the US.

When was the last time you were awakened by an incoming mortar shell?

When was the last time you heard your daughter scream as she was being raped by the soldiers of the guerrilla army?

When was the last time you realized your son was dead, the one who was forced to fight a losing battle against the opposing military?

When was the last time you saw your female friend beat by her husband simply because he felt like doing so?

When was the last time you feared doing something simple like driving a car?

Wake the “F” up you whiny Mormon women. Your life is damned cake here in the states.
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hugh jass wrote:Jesus Christ look at the comments.

Are those comments online somewhere (other than here)?
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Re: Same s*** different conference.. LDS women hate themselves

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hugh jass wrote:

Look outside of Utah, the US.

When was the last time you were awakened by an incoming mortar shell?

When was the last time you heard your daughter scream as she was being raped by the soldiers of the guerrilla army?

When was the last time you realized your son was dead, the one who was forced to fight a losing battle against the opposing military?

When was the last time you saw your female friend beat by her husband simply because he felt like doing so?

When was the last time you feared doing something simple like driving a car?


The Deceiver, the Destroyer, yea, even Satan, Jesus' brother, Lucifer, is far more dangerous than anything you mentioned or could have mentioned above.
I detest my loose style and my libertine sentiments. I thank God, who has removed from my eyes the veil...
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gramps wrote:
The Deceiver, the Destroyer, yea, even Satan, Jesus' brother, Lucifer, is far more dangerous than anything you mentioned or could have mentioned above.


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hugh jass wrote:Jesus Christ look at the comments.

The Relief Society is one of the few bastians of righteousness and safety left in the world. Thank goodness for these conferences that lift us up and give us the courage to face the world each day.
Oh yeah as she pops a couple more anti depressants...

LDS women need to stop staring at their feet. Look outside of your myopic view of the world. Look outside of what you consider a hard life living in suburbia.

Look outside of Utah, the US.

When was the last time you were awakened by an incoming mortar shell?

When was the last time you heard your daughter scream as she was being raped by the soldiers of the guerrilla army?

When was the last time you realized your son was dead, the one who was forced to fight a losing battle against the opposing military?

When was the last time you saw your female friend beat by her husband simply because he felt like doing so?

When was the last time you feared doing something simple like driving a car?

Wake the f*** up you whiny Mormon women. Your life is f*****g cake here in the states.


When was the last time you heard any of the Brethren comment on the issues on your list? They aren't relevant to the world the Brethren live in.

"The world" he's referring to is not the world you're referring to... Zion is the world.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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hugh jass wrote:Same old relief society.


You thought something would have changed?
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Same s*** different conference.. LDS women hate themselves

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First, forget not to be patient with yourself.



What does that mean? Is he Yoda? Is he saying "don't forget to be patient with yourself." or "forget to not be patient with yourself."?
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Dr. Shades wrote:
hugh jass wrote:Jesus Christ look at the comments.

Are those comments online somewhere (other than here)?

Ack!

I left the link off my OP.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7001 ... ospel.html
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Sister Beck said she hopes her granddaughters will understand that Relief Society today is organized after a pattern of discipleship that existed in the Church in ancient times. "When the Savior organized his church in New Testament times, women were vital participants in his ministry."


Wait...what? "Vital participants in his ministry"?
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