Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

[_Nightlion]

In both of these kingdoms [i.e., the terrestrial and telestial] there will be changes in the bodies and limitations. They will not have the power of increase, neither the power or nature to live as husbands and wives, for this will be denied them and they cannot increase. Those who receive the exaltation in the celestial kingdom will have the “continuation of the seeds forever.” They will live in the family relationship. In the terrestrial and in the telestial kingdoms there will be no marriage. Those who enter there will remain “separately and singly” forever. Some of the functions in the celestial body will not appear in the terrestrial body, neither in the telestial body, and the power of procreation will be removed. I take it that men and women will, in these kingdoms, be just what the so-called Christian world expects us all to be – neither man nor woman, merely immortal beings having received the resurrection.

Doctrines of Salvation. vol. 2, pg. 287-288.

Yeah, I once read that. I forgot. But I was the one who first mentioned it around here. Pretty sure. I did came to my own conclusion of it before I ever read this. Still mere speculation BC?

[_bcspace]

Don't think you can reasonably come to the conclusion that there is nothing that can (or that spirit can't) firm the flesh. For example, when the resurrected Christ appeared to the disciples on the road to Emmaus in Luke 24:13-15. No mention of some scary looking creature whose flesh clung to his bones. So if spirit can keep the flesh looking firm, then there is no reason to think the sexual function is inoperative on the basis of no blood.

Spiritual formaldehyde, or perhaps celestial Plastination. Gunther von Hagens does the work of the Lord.

Spirit is matter....

[_bcspace]

Doctrines of Salvation. vol. 2, pg. 287-288.

Yeah, I once read that. I forgot. But I was the one who first mentioned it around here. Pretty sure. I did came to my own conclusion of it before I ever read this. Still mere speculation BC?

Not doctrine unless you can find it published by the Church.

[_Nightlion]

Don't think you can reasonably come to the conclusion that there is nothing that can (or that spirit can't) firm the flesh. For example, when the resurrected Christ appeared to the disciples on the road to Emmaus in Luke 24:13-15. No mention of some scary looking creature whose flesh clung to his bones. So if spirit can keep the flesh looking firm, then there is no reason to think the sexual function is inoperative on the basis of no blood.

Spiritual formaldehyde, or perhaps celestial Plastination. Gunther von Hagens does the work of the Lord.

Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here? A resurrected being is a spiritual being. It responds to the will. Christ was able to pass through walls and yet manifest tangible enough to be touched. So, where there is a will there is a way. And another notion of mere speculation is that the reason each exalted couple have their own world is because the man might fill the atmosphere or some specific spa location in his world with little swimmers by spontaneous ejaculations and wives get pregnant like catching a cold, you know, down there after they ovulate walking, swimming in a spermatorium. Maybe the little spiritual buggers (the seeds) cannot die. I just can't see banging out 20 billion kids. Here and there, sure but there's got to be a better way. And I do not see women needing to gestate nine months either. These are spirit bodies and will not take up room in the womb and perhaps once conceived are out there floating like a leaf, I cannot see women being laboriously pregnant for 20 billions either.

Obviously, I have thought to much again.

[_Shulem]

I've not seen anything in LDS doctrine about the resurrection that implies we will be less than fully functional.

That's a relief. I plan to have sex with lots of men in the hereafter! And, who is going stop me, God? Hell no! I'm going to have sex whether God likes it or not! I might even have sex with him!

Paul O

[_Nightlion]

Doctrines of Salvation. vol. 2, pg. 287-288.

Yeah, I once read that. I forgot. But I was the one who first mentioned it around here. Pretty sure. I did came to my own conclusion of it before I ever read this. Still mere speculation BC?

Not doctrine unless you can find it published by the Church.

The Church refuses to take a stand on things as basic as how one comes unto Christ. There is no standard accepted. Whaddaya gonna do?

[_bcspace]

Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?

When you're ready to do some, just say so.

A resurrected being is a spiritual being. It responds to the will. Christ was able to pass through walls and yet manifest tangible enough to be touched. So, where there is a will there is a way.

Sure. If there is a desire to have sex, there will be sex.

And another notion of mere speculation is that the reason each exalted couple have their own world is because the man might fill the atmosphere or some specific spa location in his world with little swimmers by spontaneous ejaculations and wives get pregnant like catching a cold, you know, down there after they ovulate walking, swimming in a spermatorium. Maybe the little spiritual buggers (the seeds) cannot die.

Interesting but speculation nonetheless.

I just can't see banging out 20 billion kids.

Yeah, I see plural marriage as far more likely.

And I do not see women needing to gestate nine months either.

Sure. The multiplying of "thy sorrow and thy conception" seems only to apply to mortality.

[_Nightlion]

Do I have to do all the heavy lifting around here?

When you're ready to do some, just say so.

A resurrected being is a spiritual being. It responds to the will. Christ was able to pass through walls and yet manifest tangible enough to be touched. So, where there is a will there is a way.

Sure. If there is a desire to have sex, there will be sex.

And another notion of mere speculation is that the reason each exalted couple have their own world is because the man might fill the atmosphere or some specific spa location in his world with little swimmers by spontaneous ejaculations and wives get pregnant like catching a cold, you know, down there after they ovulate walking, swimming in a spermatorium. Maybe the little spiritual buggers (the seeds) cannot die.

Interesting but speculation nonetheless.

I just can't see banging out 20 billion kids.

Yeah, I see plural marriage as far more likely.

And I do not see women needing to gestate nine months either.

Sure. The multiplying of "thy sorrow and thy conception" seems only to apply to mortality.

BC, we nearly have an accord. Arrgh!

[_bcspace]

That's a relief. I plan to have sex with lots of men in the hereafter! And, who is going stop me, God? Hell no! I'm going to have sex whether God likes it or not! I might even have sex with him!

I'll bet there'll be a woman in heaven for Paul, who will be able to taken his attention away from Vincent Vanguard. She might be quite manly, but hey, whatever it takes.

BC, we nearly have an accord. Arrgh!

I must only use my powers to annoy.

[_Shulem]

And if the organs are in place but desires are removed, why would we care?

That's just silly! Hell, I'll rip off my robe in front of everyone and shake my parts until something rises.

I'll show everyone in the telestial kingdom my organs and shake them untill the Holy Ghost comes down to do something about it! I dare the Spirit to stop me! I'll drop my robe in front of him too. Imagine, having sex with the Holy Ghost! Hell yeah!

Paul O