Ideas to Make General Conference Better

Post by **_Rambo** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:18 pm

Other Ideas..

Have a musical number done by the Pussy Cat Dolls.

Change the dresses that the Motab choir wears to something that does not look like colored garbage bags.

Have live updates of football scores on signs.

Have each speaker have a 3 shots of tiquila before giving their talk

When speaking on modesty the should show pictures of what is considered imoddest.

When speaking on chastity the should show film clips of what necking and petting actually is.

When speaking on gay marriage they should show pictures of hot girls kissing and tell us why that is wrong.

When speaking about the word of wisdom they should show video clips on what happens to girls when they have too much tiquila.

When talking about porn they should show examples of what they mean by porn.

Post by **_Darth J** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:28 pm

Blixa wrote:a funeral for the Death of God

That pretty much sums up LDS worship services.

Post by **_cinepro** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:29 pm

I like how they take segments of conference talks and put them on YouTube with background music. Maybe they can start playing music during the talks?

Imagine how awesome it would have been if, during Elder Cook's talk, they started playing this when he was telling stories about the Titanic....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTiWo_jPhz4

Post by **_Darth J** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:31 pm

Fewer references to Robert Frost and C.S. Lewis; more references to Friedrich Nietzsche and H.P. Lovecraft.

Post by **_MrStakhanovite** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:35 pm

George Miller excitedly talking about Masonry for two hours with props.

Post by **_consiglieri** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:35 pm

Darth J wrote:Fewer references to Robert Frost and C.S. Lewis; more references to Friedrich Nietzsche and H.P. Lovecraft.

And tremble to the trample of their mastadonic hooves.

Post by **_Blixa** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:40 pm

MrStakhanovite wrote:George Miller excitedly talking about Masonry for two hours with props.

Can. not. believe. I. missed. this.

Post by **_Darth J** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:42 pm

Strippers.

Post by **_Darth J** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:44 pm

A talk on the role that Nostradamus played in the restoration of the gift of prophecy.

Post by **_Blixa** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:44 pm

Darth J wrote:Fewer references to Robert Frost and C.S. Lewis; more references to Friedrich Nietzsche and H.P. Lovecraft.

I'll allow a few recitations of Frost's "Desert Places."

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