Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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_Nightlion
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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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Jersey Girl wrote:
So, are these your first posts as an openly gay man? Just curious...

Gee, Jersey Girl, if you do not count the rainbo warrior avatar.
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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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I want to know if my resurrected c**k will be the same length that it is now.
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Re: Neutered bodies in the TerrK and TeleK. Get real!

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Cardinal Biggles wrote:I want to know if my resurrected c**k will be the same length that it is now.


That's might depend on whether you keep all the commandments in this life and measure up to what the leaders of the church expect of you. Pay your tithes, attend your meetings, read your scriptures, and say your prayers. Then, perhaps you'll get every inch of satisfaction in the afterlife.

But if you don't walk up to every convenant in this life -- you'll be a smoothie in the lower kingdom and look just like a Ken doll. It will be to your everlasting shame. When you run your hand over your crotch you'll feel nothing. Your Heavenly Father will be so disappointed in you. Perhaps he might even stop loving you!

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