Ideas to Make General Conference Better

[_Buffalo]

I hope you take every opportunity to express your thoughts from your seat on the back row of the gospel doctrine class. When you are especially controversial, be sure to report your naughtiness on this message board and receive in return the back slapping praise that you can always count on from your apostate friends here. I've noticed that the approval of these people is very important to you.

Coming from a man whose tongue unceasingly polishes the boots of notable Mormon heretic DCP, this means a lot.

[_Nomad]

I hope you take every opportunity to express your thoughts from your seat on the back row of the gospel doctrine class. When you are especially controversial, be sure to report your naughtiness on this message board and receive in return the back slapping praise that you can always count on from your apostate friends here. I've noticed that the approval of these people is very important to you.

Coming from a man whose tongue unceasingly polishes the boots of notable Mormon heretic DCP, this means a lot.

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I can't remember ever having said much of anything about Daniel Peterson, let alone "unceasingly polishing his boots". I know he got a little upset at me once when I made a post that was mildly critical of something he had done or said. Other than that, we've had almost no interaction at all.

Sometimes I think you're a little unstable.

[_Buffalo]

I can't remember ever having said much of anything about Daniel Peterson, let alone "unceasingly polishing his boots". I know he got a little upset at me once when I made a post that was mildly critical of something he had done or said. Other than that, we've had almost no interaction at all.

Sometimes I think you're a little unstable.

Whatever you say, Will. ;)

[_schreech]

I hope you take every opportunity to express your thoughts from your seat on the back row of the gospel doctrine class. When you are especially controversial, be sure to report your naughtiness on this message board and receive in return the back slapping praise that you can always count on from your apostate friends here. I've noticed that the approval of these people is very important to you.

Oh willmad....you so crazy....Yes, consig should be seeking after the praise of a bunch of closed minded, brown-nosing, conditioned, LDS "yes" men like yourself rather than actually trying to enlighten or teach anyone...We understand that you don't have the gonads/spine to actually do anything but toe the party line when it comes to LDSism but it seems awfully small of you to judge others based on your shortcomings...Just pull your head out of your own arse long enough to take a deep breath and you will realize that the world is not as black and white and you wish it to be...

[_consiglieri]

I've noticed that the approval of these people is very important to you.

The approval of "these people" is important to me because almost without exception, they are good-hearted, intelligent and thoughtful.

I'm glad you've noticed.


All the Best!

--Consiglieri

[_Nomad]

I can't remember ever having said much of anything about Daniel Peterson, let alone "unceasingly polishing his boots". I know he got a little upset at me once when I made a post that was mildly critical of something he had done or said. Other than that, we've had almost no interaction at all.

Sometimes I think you're a little unstable.

Whatever you say, Will. ;)

Oh, sorry! You'll have to forgive me. It's hard to keep all your false assumptions in mind when I reply to the stupid things you say.

[_jon]

Nomad, do you have any actual suggestions on how Conference could be improved?

[_Chap]

Nomad, do you have any actual suggestions on how Conference could be improved?

How about making it a lot longer? That way the devout would have more to enjoy, and so would connoisseurs of weirdness. It's a winner either way?

Of course a similar effect can be achieved by tuning your internet radio to the Mormon Channel. From what I remember of that experience, it feels like wall-to-wall General Conference all day, every day. What's not to like?

[_Nomad]

The approval of "these people" is important to me ...

I know it is. From what I can tell, being honored by "these people" is your primary aspiration in life. And you’ve got it! You’ve finally achieved, among this group of faithless apostates, that elusive something you never could quite get from the faithful Saints.

So congratulations! Enjoy it while you can. I hope it's as satisfying as you imagined it would be.

[_Nomad]

Nomad, do you have any actual suggestions on how Conference could be improved?

I've always thought it would add a special something to the proceedings if, right after the sustainings, they read a list of all the intellectuals, homosexuals, and feminists excommunicated since the last general conference.