Buffalo wrote:Aside from his strange story, I'm really getting tired of the blubbering ... It's time to man up. Put on your big boy pants, stiffen your upper lips, and stop crying at the drop of a wet hankie. Seriously.
Buffalo wrote:Aside from his strange story, I'm really getting tired of the blubbering ... It's time to man up. Put on your big boy pants, stiffen your upper lips, and stop crying at the drop of a wet hankie. Seriously.
Right on, man. Or mammal. Whichever you go by.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
The General Authorities are fat-cats living off the hard work of others who toil and labor with their bodies as they collect checks (payday) on a regular basis. They are the ultimate in priestcraft. They love to speak soft words at pulpits to woo their listeners and keep themselves on those soft red chairs. Mormon leaders are scum of the earth and have ever been so since the days of the first great pimp, Joseph Smith Jr.! Pure scum.
Just look at the General Authorities. Most of them are fat and overfed. They are like queen termites. They love to take handouts in the name of the Church.
Phillip wrote:He has no idea what real persecution is. From Eusebius' Church History (on 2nd century persecutions in Gaul):
There arose therefore on the part of the governor and his tormentors a great desire to conquer him; but having nothing more that they could do to him, they finally fastened red-hot brazen plates to the most tender parts of his body. And these indeed were burned, but he continued unbending and unyielding, firm in his confession"
I'd pay good money to see that. In fact, I'd pull up a lawn chair, get some beer, and watch them nail that Christ dude up there.
I like how there are three dildos in that picture, and the white and delightsome prophet guy is using his followers to surround him so the lions will get him last.
What good is a persecuted person without an audience?
Phillip wrote:He has no idea what real persecution is. From Eusebius' Church History (on 2nd century persecutions in Gaul):
There arose therefore on the part of the governor and his tormentors a great desire to conquer him; but having nothing more that they could do to him, they finally fastened red-hot brazen plates to the most tender parts of his body. And these indeed were burned, but he continued unbending and unyielding, firm in his confession"
I'd pay good money to see that. In fact, I'd pull up a lawn chair, get some beer, and watch them nail that Christ dude up there.
I like how there are three dildos in that picture, and the white and delightsome prophet guy is using his followers to surround him so the lions will get him last.
What good is a persecuted person without an audience?
Don't mess with the Romans. They knew how to dish out punishment old school style. None of that 'cruel and unusual punishment' nonsense to hold them back. Cruel and unusual was the name of the game. Much more entertaining for the bored and jaded citizens of the Eternal City.
jon wrote:"Pah! The Romans -what have they ever done for us?"
Because of the Romans there is the gladiator movie subgenre. Because of the Romans elitest universities can print their fancy diplomas in Latin. And, most importantly, because the Romans didn't kill all the Christians when they had the chance, we have the Roman Catholic Church.
