Contestant Dawn, from my back yard - South/West Jordan - Mormon professor from BYU:
http://www.cbs.com/shows/survivor/cast/62881/
Name (Age): Dawn Meehan (41)
Tribe designation: Savaii
Current residence: South Jordan, Utah
Occupation: English Professor at Brigham Young University
Personal claim to fame: Adopting our six children.
Inspiration in life: My husband. He’s really one of the most incredible human beings. He’s kind, generous, peaceful, hard-working and selfless. I’m so grateful to spend my days with him.
Hobbies: Swimming with my kids, writing/blogging and baking bread.
Pet peeves: Brown grass and complainers.
3 words to describe you: Driven, positive and enthusiastic
Cracks me up. Baking bread? Really? So Mormon.
So the first episode, she nearly has a mental breakdown. She ended up putting out the camp fire with the drinking water, trying to swing from a vine and falling on her ass. I mean they spent 10 whole minutes on her mental breakdown. That's a lot of time for a 40 minute episode.
And then tonight's episode she goes off: "Being Mormon, I am not comfortable swimming in my underwear... I just have not felt comfortable with that. I don't even know if mine are see through!"
Hell aren't we lucky she didn't bring her Jesus Jammies!
Comon - How long has this show been on? Let's see - Survivor, 23 seasons.. On for 10 years. I wonder if this professor at BYU actually got on her knees and prayed and felt the holy ghost and it told her, yes, GO, try and win a million dollars because you know, Jesus needs that $100,000 tithe to pay for his mall...
I mean, seriously, comon woman... This chick has got to have known that people get naked, people get down to their underwear, it is just the nature of the game. She could have brought modest clothes, she could have brought modest swimwear. She's a freaking card carrying BYU professor for crying out loud!
Then again, BYU professors may be known for their intelligence - but never for being very wise.
Then she starts going off that she is concerned the most about her age. She sees all these young twenty something girls strutting their tight little bodies, and starts yacking that she is 40 and she better step up.
I seriously want to see her try and swing on a rope and fall on her ass again.
Lately Survivor has been getting a lot of Christians on it and there isn't anything worse than a whiny ass Christian. These guys turn on the water works at any moment and blather on about how much they love their Jesus - and that Jesus must be testing them in their lives and that is why they're on this show.
And once again, these people on Survivor think that a white, Christian God is thinking about people who signed up and won an entry on a game show - to win 1 million dollars - are being watched over by Jesus Christ himself.
I wonder what BYU thinks about one of their professors ditching her garments and then strutting around in a tight bathing suit will do for their image. Her suit last night was right under her ass cheeks for all America to see. So much for garments down to the knees.
You watching Dr. Peterson? One of your colleges is out of her Jesus Jammies. And goddamn is she white. In fact, they use her at night to light up the camp.