"The Miracle of Forgiveness" is official LDS doctrine

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Darth J wrote:
Chapter Six wrote: A word of warning is in order about wives going out to work. They leave their husbands each day and work often in the presence of other men where they are exposed to flirtations, displays of interest and affection, and confidences all in a situation freed from family concerns and thus inducing the relaxation in which romantic attractions can develop. This setup can be fraught with danger to the home.

Did Camilla Kimball ever work outside of the home?

Did SWK ever flirt with, display interest and affection in, and confide in females that worked where he did?

It certainly reads, given the certitude with which stated, like it is written by someone with experience.
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Considering how many LDS women work these days, Spencer Whore Kimball must be rolling in his grave. Good God! The Mormon church doesn't look anything these days as it did when I was growing up. It's a whole new church. I guess you could call it:

The New and Improved Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

What will it be 50 years from now?

The Church of Jesus Christ of all Colors -- Gays Welcome too

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Actually, it refers to mutual masturbation with the same sex that makes you gay. I think most people would agree.....


Show me Bc, where "MOST PEOPLE" would agree. And show me exactly who is "MOST PEOPLE".


I said "I think". But I'm pretty confident in it. Perhaps you might ask yourself who doesn't think mutual masturbation with the same sex is gay? Be sure not to lie just because you are desperate to prove me wrong....

bcspace,

I think you need to stop posting so much about homosexuality and mutual masturbation and have a good workout...

bcspace has already confessed (in another thread) that he doesn't have the "need" to masturbate because he is married and has active sex with his wife. But, we all know that should he no longer be married he would quickly get the urge to self pleasure himself after days of buildup. The question is: Would bcspace actually do it?

I would like to watch it. (snicker) I'm confident that bcspace would masturbate regularly if he didn't have a wife. Infact, I doubt he would deny this because he isn't going to deny the needs of his body.


Darth J was the one who brought it up in this thread so I'm not concerned. But you guys bring it up so much that I'm beginning to think perhaps you guys are right about TK smoothies which, because of wear and tear, will become a self-fulfilling prophecy for many of you.
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Shulem wrote:Considering how many LDS women work these days, Spencer Whore Kimball must be rolling in his grave. Good God! The Mormon church doesn't look anything these days as it did when I was growing up. It's a whole new church. I guess you could call it:

The New and Improved Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

What will it be 50 years from now?

The Church of Jesus Christ of all Colors -- Gays Welcome too

Paul O

And all those LDS women currently working outside their homes are placing those homes in danger, according to the Mormon Church's new publication.
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Darth J was the one who brought it up in this thread so I'm not concerned. But you guys bring it up so much that I'm beginning to think perhaps you guys are right about TK smoothies which, because of wear and tear, will become a self-fulfilling prophecy for many of you.



Wear and tear? Just because I masturbate regularly against the counsel of Spencer Whore Kimball doesn't mean that my parts are getting worn out. What about you, bcspace? You hinted in another thread that you get regular action with your wife. Seems to me that maybe you are the one wearing and tearing.

You'll be a smoothie if you don't ease up. Shall I give you some gay advice on how to take care of your parts? We boys know how. :-)

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And all those LDS women currently working outside their homes are placing those homes in danger, according to the Mormon Church's new publication.



Agreed. And the priesthood holders looking at porn are going to seal the deal. The LDS church is about to collapse.

The early Mormon prophets must be rolling in their graves as they see what has happened to their precious church! The LDS church is in apostasy these days! It's led by a man who writes greeting cards.

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Well Paul, as long as you've not run too far afoul of Alama 34:34, I'll still come searching for you in the afterlife. The signal will be Misty Mountain Hop which my heralds, Bill and Ted, will be playing and "score" will mean this is your lucky day and there will be no tea, but perhaps some ice cold root beer.

In the meantime, be excellent to each other.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLvXLp4f1gs
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For our viewers at home who are not indulging in bcspace-style equivocation:

1. The issue is not whether masturbating with another person of the same sex is a homosexual act.

2. The issue is whether you are going to turn gay because you committed a homosexual act out of adolescent curiosity.

3. The big picture is that Spencer W. Kimball is relying on a slippery slope argument that if you masturbate, you are going to start doing things that will turn you gay.
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As I pointed out in another Spencer Kimball thread, the unstated premise of bcspace's dire warnings here is that we should give more attention to a man who said that Mormonism will turn American Indians into Caucasians and that Cain is Bigfoot than we would to a crazy street preacher.

Anyone who wants to supply the basis for that unstated premise is welcome to do so.
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1. The issue is not whether masturbating with another person of the same sex is a homosexual act.

2. The issue is whether you are going to turn gay because you committed a homosexual act out of adolescent curiosity.


Notice that SWK is not saying such will inevitably lead to homosexuality. And for those following the thread, notice how quickly Darth J diverges from his original claims wjhcih were just Buffalo Chips.

the unstated premise of bcspace's dire warnings


More yellow journalism. Darth J has intentionally overlooked my assessment of the work in this thread.
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