How well or not-well did my roommate do with Mormon women?

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_daheshism
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How well or not-well did my roommate do with Mormon women?

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I had a roommate for about 18 months. I knew him well for over two years. He married a "Miss Photogenic Utah" at BYU. He never served a mission. He watched porn. For about 10 months of this time he had a 17 year old live-in girlfriend (a non-practicing Catholic). He slept with her every night. On Sundays he'd get up from bed with her, then take a shower, get dressed, and go to a Single's Ward. He was 36 years old during this time. He also went to Young Adult dances every time they had one in the Puget Sound (Western Washington State) area.

My question to YOU is: He desired all this time to sexually seduce young active Mormon women: usually the ages of 18 to 20). Also, during this time, he was trying to become a chapperone at LDS Youth dances. He used to tell me, "If they've got hair down there...they're ready for sex!" I found out later his wife divorced him because he had had sex with her friends plus at least two babysitters. Now, in regards to his quest to seduce attractive young ACTIVE Mormon women and girls...did he have...

a) No success at all, because (as many Mormon bishops told me), Mormon women would never do anything in the least bit contrary to Gods' Will.

b) moderately successful with a few 'sluts'.

c) Very successful...getting sex in some form with half of the Mormon women he tried to seduce

d) Overwhelmingly successful....got something from most or all he tried.

You answer please. I'll tell you the right answer in a few days.
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"D"?
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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my experience tells me D as well.

Oh... and to add:

My experience told me that non-mormon men had a great shot at Mormon women. In fact, non-mormon men targeted Mormon women because there was no chance of the women wanting more than hooking up.
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Hoops wrote:My experience told me that non-mormon men had a great shot at Mormon women. In fact, non-mormon men targeted Mormon women because there was no chance of the women wanting more than hooking up.

HOLY COW.

Now that you mention it, that makes perfect sense!

Boy, talk about knowing then what you know now! Why, oh why couldn't I have found this out 25 years ago and been smart enough to tell girls that I was a non-Mormon?
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daheshism, did you and he have a Charlie and Alan relationship like in 2 1/2 Men? Did he get all the girls and brag to you all the details knowing full well you were not capable of getting even one?

So sad.
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Everybody wants sex. Its the way we were programmed to be.

I don't think god is particularly interested in human sexuality, he is interested in how we love each other. The law of chasity is there to help us figure out what love is.

Your roomate was a fool though and he will die lonely with nobody there to love him becasue he never loved anybody but himself.
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I wish most of your posts weren't centered around your bitter college reminiscences and your degrading views toward women.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Hoops wrote:My experience told me that non-mormon men had a great shot at Mormon women. In fact, non-mormon men targeted Mormon women because there was no chance of the women wanting more than hooking up.

HOLY COW.

Now that you mention it, that makes perfect sense!

Boy, talk about knowing then what you know now! Why, oh why couldn't I have found this out 25 years ago and been smart enough to tell girls that I was a non-Mormon?


Ditto
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Your roomate was a fool though and he will die lonely with nobody there to love him becasue he never loved anybody but himself.


A lot of selfless people die lonely as well. If that's the only reciprocity that exists than that's a shame.
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Joseph Antley wrote:I wish most of your posts weren't centered around your bitter college reminiscences and your degrading views toward women.


All that matters is what happens when the Lord finally imposes his justice. We'll all reap what we sew. After living many years in this world, I wouldn't want it any other way.
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